I’ve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab

Just Dew It

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BLTakenusername
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a mountain dew stain?

Mountain residew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Northerra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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My dad asked me which Super Bowl commercial I liked better, the Doritos one or the Mountain Dew one.

I told him, "It's a tie, dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnaPinciotti420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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What do you say to someone who drinks an entire glass of what they think is Mountain Dew but isn't?

urine idiot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobzilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Texted my dad asking if he could pick me up a can of Mountain Dew.

His reply?

Can dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/double0nothing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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My boyfriend's Dad's response to my Mountain Dew Baja Blast

"Oh you got that blue drank? ........it's a hip hop joke"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_giraffe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2014
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Mashup pun needed

I’m headed to a Halloween mashup party this weekend and I need a costume - think β€œEggs and Hamlet” or β€œBrokeback Mountain Dew” or β€œZom-bee” - I felt like the reddit pun world might be able to hook me up - any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockStree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Where does Dr. Pepper live?

On Mountain Dew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyborgcolin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What type soda do you get covered in if you sleep under the stars?

Mountain Dew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakewilson801
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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My Wife Didn't Get It At First

So my wife went in to the local convenience store to get us slushies, I asked for a red one. Here was our conversation when she came out.

Her: I got you Mountain Dew because the red wasn't ready.

Me: So was it bluey?

Her: ...

Me: staring at her with a shit eating grin

Her: Yeah I get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanfarnum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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Went to the zoo today with my family.

We eventually got to the gibbon exhibit where my son noticed one of them hanging off the cage, grunting and pooping.

Son: Oh jeez, Dad look at that.

Me: He's gibbon it all he's got.

To which my sister about choked on her mountain dew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JahWeir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2014
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