Just Dew It
I told him, "It's a tie, dad"
"Oh you got that blue drank? ........it's a hip hop joke"
I’m headed to a Halloween mashup party this weekend and I need a costume - think “Eggs and Hamlet” or “Brokeback Mountain Dew” or “Zom-bee” - I felt like the reddit pun world might be able to hook me up - any suggestions?
So my wife went in to the local convenience store to get us slushies, I asked for a red one. Here was our conversation when she came out.
Her: I got you Mountain Dew because the red wasn't ready.
Me: So was it bluey?
Me: staring at her with a shit eating grin
Her: Yeah I get it.
We eventually got to the gibbon exhibit where my son noticed one of them hanging off the cage, grunting and pooping.
Son: Oh jeez, Dad look at that.
Me: He's gibbon it all he's got.
To which my sister about choked on her mountain dew