Why do ghosts avoid Bed Bath and Beyond after eating Taco Bell?

They don’t want to get the sheets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1derin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I went to Taco Bell and order nacho fries

the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewingcode
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to

taco bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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[request] need a counter pun for this taco Bell ad imgur.com/Sa46xQ4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreludeKilla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Found at local Taco Bell.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simoxys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Saw this sign at my local Taco Bell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/clairemt11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2017
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Found this at taco bell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpy_Chub
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Apparently no taco bells exist so I drew one. youtu.be/sUioghPRx94
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anila_Tac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell.

Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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I wasn’t sure if I ordered enough tacos from Taco Bell.

So I got a just in quesadilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercereric15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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I was sitting in the toilet at Taco Bell and it reminded me of my divorce.

It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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"I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band....

we're called Crunchwrap Supreme"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frippeno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Taco Bell overcooked my food

I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2016
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Dad Ordered Taco Bell

Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WiBorg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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What do you call a boxer who just ate Taco Bell?

Gassius Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dn151864
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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Every time we pass a Taco Bell.....

"Hey it's the Mexican phone company."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChristopherPBacon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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Got me Taco Bell..

http://imgur.com/kJMuEEy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackgeofries
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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Taco Bell conversations are fun

The wife and I had her mother over whilst eating dinner, a la Taco Bell.

After trying some of our daughter's food, my wife insists that it is way spicier than she expected, and proceeds to tell my mother in law she has to try it - Saying "I think it's spicy nacho sauce."

After a moment or so, I piped up "I wouldn't know, it isn't my sauce." and put on my best I made a pun face.

MIL loses it, and my wife looks confused for a few seconds and goes to offer me a taste before the groaning ensued. Victory!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/V13Axel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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Taco Bell is very Punny Repost but I just saw for first time so I think some of you will too. imgur.com/gallery/iTb4zf1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonickid101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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I'm now embarrassed to go to Taco Bell

So I was at Taco Bell with my dad and when he handed the cashier the money, he got $5 back in cash

When he further inspected it he saw there was a little bit of it torn off.

So then he approached the cashier and said he only got $4.80 back instead of $5

She held back a groan and asked if he wanted a new $5 bill

I'm now embarrassed to go to Taco Bell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcguitarman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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Went to taco bell with the family

they had the spider web halloween decorations up and my dad said: you should really clean up in here, there's spider webs everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/requiem_revisited
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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Got the drive-thru girl at Taco Bell..

I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoozalojones
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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