A list of puns related to "Taco Bell"
They donβt want to get the sheets!
the person behind the counter wouldn't give them to me, just kept saying "nacho fries".
taco bout it?
Well actually he said "less McDonald's" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant
So I got a just in quesadilla.
It was extremely messy and involved a lot of paperwork.
we're called Crunchwrap Supreme"
I asked for a brrrr-ito and an en-chill-ata.
Asked how many Dillas come in their Ques 'a Dillas
Gassius Clay
"Hey it's the Mexican phone company."
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The wife and I had her mother over whilst eating dinner, a la Taco Bell.
After trying some of our daughter's food, my wife insists that it is way spicier than she expected, and proceeds to tell my mother in law she has to try it - Saying "I think it's spicy nacho sauce."
After a moment or so, I piped up "I wouldn't know, it isn't my sauce." and put on my best I made a pun face.
MIL loses it, and my wife looks confused for a few seconds and goes to offer me a taste before the groaning ensued. Victory!
So I was at Taco Bell with my dad and when he handed the cashier the money, he got $5 back in cash
When he further inspected it he saw there was a little bit of it torn off.
So then he approached the cashier and said he only got $4.80 back instead of $5
She held back a groan and asked if he wanted a new $5 bill
I'm now embarrassed to go to Taco Bell
they had the spider web halloween decorations up and my dad said: you should really clean up in here, there's spider webs everywhere.
I pulled up and she said, "what can I get you?" And I replied, "I'll just have a moment for now."
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