28 Hilarious Burrito Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

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👤︎ u/OfficialReadyGo

📅︎ Apr 20 2021

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Did you hear about the guy who forgot to put cheese on his burrito?

How dairy

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👤︎ u/Jessieface13

📅︎ May 29 2020

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What did the burrito topping with a good workflow say?

I’m on a roll!

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👤︎ u/vs424reddit

📅︎ Aug 24 2020

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How do you inter a burrito?

Sour cremation.

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👤︎ u/positive_electron42

📅︎ Aug 16 2020

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A burrito made from paper...

...would be tearable.

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👤︎ u/QueenOfTheBvrDammed

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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I was talking to my dad about how delicious burritos and fajitas were and how there was just something about them.

He agreed saying it was the taste of the wraps that held it all together.

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👤︎ u/NidCot

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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Did you hear the new song about a burrito?

It's more of a rap.

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👤︎ u/JuanTu34

📅︎ Apr 21 2020

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What goes in a neato burrito?

Cool beans.

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👤︎ u/tiny_spring

📅︎ Nov 16 2019

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What's another name for a frozen burrito?

A Burrrrito.

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👤︎ u/Supermanc2135

📅︎ Mar 05 2016

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I saw the image of Jesus on my burrito and instead of taking a picture, I just ate it.

A few hours later—- Holy shit!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 12 2019

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What is Gargamel's favorite kind of burrito?

Smurf and Turf.

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👤︎ u/overkillsd

📅︎ Aug 09 2019

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What do you call a cold burrito?

A burrrr-ito!

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👤︎ u/Jamian11

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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Did you hear about the wedding song written while eating a cheesy beef burrito?

It’s called Taco Bell’s canon.

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👤︎ u/changhaobyu

📅︎ Jun 08 2019

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What kind of beans are in God's burrito?

Holy Frijoles!

(PS this is original as far as I can tell, so proud yuk yuk)

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👤︎ u/aviddd

📅︎ Mar 29 2019

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How do you turn a regular burrito into a breakfast burrito?

Wake up with it still in your hand.

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👤︎ u/fractalphony

📅︎ Nov 02 2018

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Don't give a hard time to poorly constructed burritos.

I think they get a bad wrap.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE

📅︎ Feb 04 2018

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My 4 year old was complaining that the chicken in his burrito wasn't breaded

Son: I don't like chicken if it doesn't have a wrapper.

Dad: My favorite chicken rapper is M.C. Nugget.

My wife actually laughed at that one.

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👤︎ u/fort221

📅︎ Oct 03 2015

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My friend asked me why their burrito tasted weird.

I spilled the beans.

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👤︎ u/RichNCrispy

📅︎ Sep 25 2018

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Neato Burrito

Anyone know some other sayings like this?

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👤︎ u/vGenesisv

📅︎ May 31 2017

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Girlfriend asks her 9 year old nephew, who just ate a huge burrito in record time, to practice eating more slowly in the future

Him: "Ok. Why don't I practice with another burrito?"

This kid is going places.

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👤︎ u/faceoftheancients

📅︎ Jul 27 2016

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I wrote a hip new song about burritos...

Actually it's more of a wrap.

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👤︎ u/cross_beaux

📅︎ Dec 16 2017

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Good Burritos imgur.com/r/puns/Icop39t

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👤︎ u/four321zero

📅︎ Jul 18 2014

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I ate 3 Burritos today

The consequences were gastronomical

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👤︎ u/Dviouss

📅︎ Dec 12 2016

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This is a taco and burrito conversation.

Nachos.

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👤︎ u/theintention

📅︎ Jan 25 2016

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I tried a new asian burrito recently, but the green onions kept falling out.

Curse those wrap-scallions!

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👤︎ u/TonySpumoni

📅︎ Aug 29 2016

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Burrito Dad Joke

Me: Shredded beef instead of ground beef? That's pretty rare.

Dad: No, I think it's well-done

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👤︎ u/zzscherp

📅︎ Apr 30 2014

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While paying for my burritos.

I ordered 5 burritos and 5 cokes at Qdoba.

Cashier: "You can put the burritos or cokes in the bag, whatever floats your boat."

Me: "Water floats my boat haha."

Cashier: "haha I'm gonna remember that whenever someone says that."

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👤︎ u/Randomredditguy2

📅︎ Mar 29 2015

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Today I wrote a song about a burrito

actually, it was more of a wrap

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👤︎ u/yoquiero

📅︎ Feb 27 2015

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