How do you turn a regular burrito into a breakfast burrito?

Wake up with it still in your hand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fractalphony
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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My dad's from today: What comes before Vladimir Putin?

Vladimir eating a bean burrito.


Facepalm dad.

He also had one and I will quote:


"What do Dateline, Anderson Cooper 360 & 20/20 have in common?"

"I don't know dad. Can we just have lunch?"

"The first two are news shows and the third is what your mother drank for breakfast....Get it? Like MadDog 20/20."

Then, arm to God, he went

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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