Hit me with breakfast puns
Because i feel my life’s becoming a yolk
In honour of this sub, I made eggs for breakfast.
Whoops, I thought the “J” was silent
What did german air force members eat for breakfast?
What do you call man who only eats breakfast... a cereal killer
At breakfast this morning, I asked my wife if the orange juice had pulp, and she assured me it did. However, when I drank it, there was no pulp to he found.
When I asked her why she lied, she answered "you always say how much you love pulp fiction!"
Breakfast joke
I don't like pancakes they give me the crepes.
What’s white and can ruin breakfast?
What do astronauts eat for breakfast
What do electricians eat for breakfast?
I just bought a cheap traveler bed and breakfast.
What’s an impostor’s favorite breakfast?
Real story: I was talking to the Waitress at a breakfast restaurant where a Jeep wheel had just blown out the front window.
I told her she looked exhausted. When you start your day like that you’re tired all day.
What do jokesters eat for breakfast?
What is a machine guns' favorite breakfast meal?
What is Harry Potters favorite breakfast?
Early breakfast
I passed a cafe serving Early Bird breakfast
... do those birds lay fresher eggs?
What do polar bears eat for breakfast?
We were having breakfast yesterday, and dad suddenly threw a slinky at my head.
He said, “Spring is in the air!”
Why do the French only eat one egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
My wife is pissed at me. I made hard boiled eggs for breakfast this morning and let our 2 year old help peel them and he made a mess
I have been walking on eggshells ever since.
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
What did the German bread say at breakfast?
I don’t know what way I should prepare my eggs for breakfast this morning.
I am having an eggsistential crisis, here.
What do castles eat for breakfast?
Given that a case of the sniffles means staying home from school, we give my daughter a daily allergy medicine. My wife was giving her breakfast before school, and when I walked out, I asked if she’d had her medicine yet.
My daughter said yes, and I replied, “So you’re de-Claritin that you’ve had it already?”
I always have toast for breakfast.
Because I’m lack-toast-intolerant.
What do you eat for breakfast on cake day?
What does Shaquille O’Neal eat for breakfast?
My dad dropped this gem during breakfast.
How do you know if a man is ticklish?
Just take 1 test-tickle.
What do cars put on their toast for breakfast?
What does cthulhu eat for breakfast?
Yog-urt and elder berries.
Been meaning stop here for breakfast...everyone says I have to try their gloryholes.
What’s a dogs favourite breakfast in the morning?
During breakfast, my dad said, “Let me sum up 2020 in one word.”
Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.
It was my longest running joke of the year.
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because for them, one egg is un oeuff
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
What do jokesters eat for breakfast?
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