My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Why do French people have only 1 egg for breakfast?
Because in France, 1 egg is enough.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
I had a plan to fry eggs for breakfast, but I dropped them
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︎ May 23 2020
I asked my dad to help me cook my egg for breakfast
He said he wasnβt an egg-spert
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︎ Feb 23 2020
My wife asked what kind of eggs I wanted for breakfast.
I replied, βIt doesnβt matter. Iβm eggnostic.β
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︎ Oct 27 2019
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Mentioned at breakfast: How do you poach an egg?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
I love eggs for breakfast.
You just can't beat them.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
I made a two egg omelette for breakfast today.
I should have used three eggs. One more egg would be un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 01 2019
I had a boiled egg for breakfast, and then had a fantastic day.
I think it was a good ovum.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Zachary: Dad, what do you want for breakfast? Dad: Zack, I think you know. Zachary: Eggs?
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︎ Oct 03 2018
I poached an egg for breakfast
I didnβt mean to. But apparently egg season ended yesterday and my hunting license expired. Who knew.
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︎ Nov 19 2018
I went to a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning and the woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked?"
"Does it affect the price?" I asked.
"No, not at all." she replied.
"In that case, I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
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︎ Jun 01 2018
This morning my wife and I walked in to the kitchen only to find a panda bear frying up some eggs and bacon for breakfast. My wife exclaimed in horror: βWhat the hell is that?!β
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︎ Jun 28 2018
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un Εuf.
("Enough" if that wasn't clear. Works better outloud)
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︎ Jun 19 2013
After cooking bacon and eggs for my family for breakfast...
"Presenting...Fantastic Beasts and Where to Fry Them!"
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︎ Nov 26 2016
Do you know why the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Nov 20 2020
In England, they eat two eggs for breakfast..
But in France, one egg is un ouef.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Why can't a Frenchman eat more than one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
In USA you get about 4 eggs in your breakfast. In France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Why do the French only have a single egg at breakfast?
Because one egg is an oeuf
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Why donβt French people have two eggs for breakfast...
... because in France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
The French usually only have a single egg for breakfast...
... because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 16 2018
I made a two egg omelette for breakfast.
I should have used three. One more egg would have been un oeuf.
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︎ Aug 31 2019
French people donβt have two eggs for breakfast.......
.......because in France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Mar 07 2019
why does a frenchman only have one egg for breakfast?
because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Dec 19 2018
Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 16 2018
Why do the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because an egg is an Εuf.
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