A list of puns related to "Lunch"
That hit the spot.
It was his Tort-Yeehaa
But a plant always has a light lunch.
They absolutely killed it.
"Actually, that's a wrap!"
This happened today and my son hated it, but it got a great laugh from my wife.
We were talking at lunch today and I asked my son how he felt being taller than his dad now. He said "I don't know". Just like a teenager would.
I told him in full dad joke mode that I was afraid he would be looking down on me now. He then said if you feel that way I will get you a step ladder. I said "that would work but then I would be your step dad!"
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
but he didn't know how to tuna salad
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
That is, the wurst.
so I gave him a knuckle sandwich.
But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!
He was resisting a rest.
The manager asked, "did you have a problem with any particular part of the donut?"
I said yes. The hole thing.
(one of my only original jokes I've ever come up with.)
Its very good in that soda occasion
Me: good grief in full
5 year old: Hi Full, I'm Miriam!
Never been so proud of her in my life.
I’d Pick Nick.
Wait, wrong sub
Whoops wrong sub.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.
Fish and ships.
But then I realized I wasn't that hungry, so I boxed it up to take home and eat later.
Because a penné saved is a penné earned.
"Nope, they were cooked in Greece!"
Half an hour, same as the zebras.
Turns out, he was resting in peas.
Me: I know it's not for me. I'm just asking what you're making for lunch. Sheesh...
Daughter: <confused> Huh?
Me: I'm just asking you what you're making for lunch.
Daughter: And i told you. Nachos!
Me: You already told me it's not for me. You don't have to be mean about it!
Daughter: <pause> Dang it... <sighs> Go away...
Me: <laughs in dad joke>
They're always booked.
Later on she found out and said to us : "You disgust me".
And I said : "Yes, yes we did".
Gobble gobble gobble
...and all he ordered was a salad — no dressing.
I would pick someone alive.
My boss: Why are you dressed as a woman?!
Me: What do you mean? You asked me if i could join the meeting with the Chinese as a trans later?
'Middle,' he said, 'same as before lunch.'
He needed a light snack
In the staff room.