Can someone please tell me what was written on the note in Ace's lunchbox. I only caught the word 'Mom'.
So Thursday night and Friday morning my 4 year old was begging me to send her a note to school in her lunch box. APPARENTLY most of the parents in her class do this, like every fucking day, and the teacher reads them out loud to the class. (as adorable as it is.... come on... a lot of pressure when you only just found about about it, this was not in the god damn orientation, and shes been going there for 3 YEARS)
Anyway, so Thursday she is badgering me about it and I said I would of course (and had every intention to, but my memory is comparable to that of a goldfish) Friday morning rolls around, we are running wicked late, and she says all innocent "Did you remember my note mommy?" Fuck. "Yes of course honey!" So I quickly scrawl a silly poem in crayon on pink construction paper and send her on her way.
The note reads:
"Roses are red,
you are so smart!
I love you more than a unicorn fart!
Have a great day, love Mom!"
Fast forward to my daughter coming home from school yesterday and scolding me because her teacher said we can't use "bathroom words" at school, so at note time she didn't get to read her note out loud.
Moral of the story being, apparently fart jokes are no longer funny and you shouldn't send your kids to school with them. Apparently.
TL;DR - I sent my daughter to school with a note that said fart and she scolded me for it.
🅱️ruh wtf
Makes a change from eyeing up the office fan and telephone.
I am asking because it's kind of a trope in American TV shows, and I do not know anyone in Austria who had that as a kid - is this a thing in other countries?
Edit: Also, how do you guys not have lunchboxes? How do you eat lunch at school?
