True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!
I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.
I make money by selling simple sandwiches
What did the PB&J addict call his sandwiches?
American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?
I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."
Note: this really happened.
What do you call a wizard who can make toasted sandwiches?
What do Microsoft employees put in their sandwiches?
What do conspiracy theorists and sandwiches have in common?
They're both full of baloney.
LPT: If you don't want to buy sandwiches to your co-workers, just buy them with mistakes: Other kind of bread, other size...
Why are children in Alabama like sandwiches?
Did you see that lady who steals sandwiches?
She is absolutely breadtaking!
I love sandwiches...
They're my bread and butter.
I bought a chicken to make sandwiches...
It doesn’t. It poops on my floor.
Where does Elsa order her sandwiches?
How does Prince Harry's brother make his sandwiches?
Why do sandwiches have so many defects?
All my friends think I’m weird for constantly eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.
But hey, that’s Hawaii roll.
I’m not a fan of diagonally-cut sandwiches
I'm flying to India to try their famous sandwiches.
Everyone keeps raving about their new deli...
What makes sandwiches perfect for rednecks?
Why did the wild ox refuse to eat anything besides gluten free sandwiches?
what do health conscious zombies use for sandwiches?
What English town makes the worst sandwiches?
How do meat sandwiches tell each other they'll be back soon?
It’s a great day for sandwiches all over the world!
I like sandwiches that end with "and cheese".
And when I'm really hangry, I go ham.
Wife said, "We're having sandwiches for dinner. What do you want on the side?"
Dracula is walking down a street in Transylvania when suddenly tons of sandwiches, mini sausage rolls, crisps, chicken wings and cocktail sausages fall on him...
Buried under all this food, his dying words were, "Oh no, it's Buffet the Vampire Slayer!"
I like Babylonian sandwiches
Ham on rye B.
Hope y'all enjoy.
Why don't McDonald's sell steak sandwiches?
Because they wouldn't want to make any McSteaks.
What's Uncle Scar's favorite deli meat to put on his sandwiches?
My mom would always wake up early to cut the crust off of my sandwiches.
She knew the crust was my favorite part. She hated me so much.
Sandwiches should be called bunk breads.
My wife went to make Nutella sandwiches for the kids...
...and when she opened the jar it was just about empty. I didn't miss a beat: "That must be the old tella."
What do you call a luxury car used to deliver sandwiches in India?
A Lincoln Sub Continental
So my wife was looking over the menu at a restaurant and said "why do people even like monte christo sandwiches?"
I told her they were easy to count.
Dad and I grabbing sandwiches for lunch.
I'm getting the "Wreck" sandwich from Potbelly's. Extra delicious.
Sandwich maker: "Oops!" (Reaches over to the toaster to catch the melted cheese sliding off the sandwich.
Dad: "Great catch! Potential disaster there."
Sandwich maker: "Thanks. Could have been A Wreck."
Best. Sandwich maker. Ever.
My daughters don't ask me to make sandwiches anymore...
Either daughter: Dad, make me a sandwich.
Me: Poof! You're a sandwich!
So Publix has started selling coleslaw sandwiches...
I guess this is a thing now, Coleslaw sandwiches. They've even got a special bread for it. I was intrigued, so I made a special trip to pick one up.
I bought the slaw and the slaw bun
I bought the slaw and the slaw bun.
Dad on sandwiches
my dad said: "my mom used to pack me a jam sandwich for lunch at school, she would take two pieces of bread and jam them together!"
Why shouldn't sandwiches have kids?
Because they are in bread.
Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.
But that’s just Hawaii roll.
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