What type of sandwich did the philosopher get
Made myself a pun sandwich
I had a mean sandwich the other day.
I saw a guy eating a Cuban style sandwich...
And I thought to myself, he's havana good time
My friend asked me if we could end lunch after I was done my sandwich. I took one more bite and then said...
"Actually, that's a wrap!"
What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?
Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)
I dropped my PB&J sandwich on the street the other day.
Guys, today I created the perfect sandwich!
Dutch crunch, ham, turkey, provolone, tomato, sprouts, and honey mustard.
Oh, sorry, wrong sub.
The sandwich place near me doesn't have any employees
Apparently they are all subcontractors
Found this pun at my local Subway sandwich shop.
Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.
But I just couldn't completely digest it.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
Today I ate a sandwich with my feet.
It was a below-knee sandwich.
What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?
TIFU: by ordering a sandwich my boss was allergic to.
TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.
What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?
I put a hand gun in a long sandwich.
Now it’s a Sub Machine Gun
You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...
Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye
I ate a sandwich in the shower
A great sandwich isn't born
I cut myself making a sandwich today.
They don't call it sharp cheddar for no reason.
What's the coldest sandwich you can eat?
Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?
Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.
I want to open a sandwich shop called Salvador Delí
We’ll specialize in melts.
What's a frog's favorite sandwich?
Hamon Cheese sandwich (Made by me)
Which Witch is a Sandwich
KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!"
DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”
I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit
I asked my wife to make me a sandwich
She said, "Poof you're a sandwich"
I bought a chicken to make a sandwich
Turns out it just poops all over the floor and doesn't make sandwiches
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
I see McDonald's has brought frogs' favorite sandwich back.
What’s the most popular sandwich shop in Warioland?
What do you call a mediocre sandwich?
My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...
AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
Why does McDonalds not have a steak sandwich on the menu?
Because it would be a McSteak
I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...
It'll be called Suburbway.
If a movie company filmed a sandwich.
If a movie company was filming a sandwich but instead of using bread they used a tortilla.
Would they call it a wrap and not get any filming done at all?
I bought a chicken to make a sandwich
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”
A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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