A list of puns related to "List of sandwiches"
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Put together a quick visual to show everyone what 3* & 4* they'll actually pull on these banners if they work the way we think they do.
https://imgur.com/a/Y61Le
Edit: Missed a couple I misidentified in 2018 like a monster.
I find them two crusty
Help me out, guys- At some point in his life, my husband has been trained to expect whoever is in the passengerβs seat to unwrap/unbox/prepare for him whatever fast food he has purchased and hand it over to him one dish at a time while heβs driving. So if heβs having a hamburger, I add condiment; if itβs chicken tenders, I have to remove the lid off each sauce one by one as needed. He says itβs common courtesy and also a safety consideration. I say we are each responsible for our own food, regardless of who is driving, and that Iβm not his damn servant. Furthermore, this is how Iβve always done it and, as far as I can remember, how anyone Iβve ever ridden with has done it. May I also add that, while he says he does the same for me when Iβm driving, and heβs the passenger, but I canβt actually recall many instances of this. AITA?
EDIT: REDDIT has spoken, and it turns out I AM the asshole. Thank you guys so much. I will now help my husband with his food while heβs driving with no complaint. Please forgive me!
EDIT 2: I promise Iβm not generally a petty person (at least I donβt think so)! As many of you have probably perceived, entirely happy couples probably wouldnβt fight about something as trivial as this, and that would be a correct perception. My husband and I are both strong and stubborn, and, in all honestly, my husband can be quite misogynistic and generally demanding) expecting me to do all the cooking, and the majority of the childcare and cleaning as well as work full time so my balking at doing this simple thing for him is a probably a result of some of my resentment. It definitely has helped me to see how my pettiness has only made things worse. I promise to behave better.
LAST EDIT: My above edits are not intended to be sarcastic whatsoever.
I visited my GM friend today and got an earful about the new sliders debuting in a few weeks. One of the materials is a large card to be attached to the subline with a list of "Sandwich Artist Reminders" which is essentially a list of rules about what can & cannot go on them. The card explicitly says the customer is not allowed to add any veggies or sauces to them. Yes. You read that right. The sliders do have a formula. Sadly that formula doesn't include much aside from a paltry amount of meat and a squiggle of sauce. The customer is also forbidden from paying extra for double meat, extra cheese, literally anything extra at all. The funniest part (for me anyway) is the card goes on to say something like "Explain to the customer that sliders are smaller versions of regular Subway sandwiches thus it's important to encourage the customer to order multiple sliders." Customers aren't allowed to put stuff on them so they should totally get a bunch of them. π Fucking hilarious. The worst part is Subway has put Sandwich Artists in the unenviable position of telling customers "Sorry but I'm not allowed to put anything on your slider.". I'm sure the customers will be completely understanding. π
Try to note those menu items that are available year-round and those that are just Lent season offerings.
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I live with my parents and a brother.
My mom is very particular when it comes to buying food for the house. She will only buy food in quantities that can be broken down into equal portions for either 3 or 4 people. Not major meals, but stuff like boxes of microwave popcorn, frozen meals for work, cans of soup, poptarts, etc. Everything has to be divided exactly evenly, including along flavors, such as I can only have 2 chicken noodle soups and 1 minestrone instead of 3 chicken noodles.
She got a few boxes of mini ice cream sandwiches several months ago (I think they were on sale back in January). Each box has 16 mini sandwiches, so everybody gets 4 from each box.
I don't eat ice cream sandwiches every day, I'll have maybe two a week. The amount of restrictions my mom puts on who can eat what just makes me not want to eat food there at all. But ice cream is ice cream, and I will never turn down ice cream.
We have a pack in the freezer in the kitchen. I have my 4 mini sandwiches, and then the pack sits there for about a month. There's 3 sandwiches left (the count hasn't changed since I ate my 4), and I know there are more packs in the basement. I figure I can just count how many sandwiches there are overall and divide that by 4 and not eat more than that. Plus, these sandwiches have been sitting here for a while, and I don't want to be rude and open a new box before this one is finished.
I go to grab one, and my mom freaks out. "You've already had your 4, these aren't yours, how dare you take more than your share!!"
Well, cue the malicious compliance.
I wait until she's asleep, then go downstairs where the large freezer is and open a new box. I should get 4 from each box, right? But, I leave the newly opened box in the downstairs freezer.
This has been going on for a few months. There's probably 9 boxes of mini sandwiches in the basement, and every time I eat my 4 from a box, I open a new one.
She still hasn't figured it out yet. When the upstairs box ran out, I brought up an unopened box instead of one of the ones I opened.
TLDR: I ate my fair share of ice cream sandwiches, but opened every box of sandwiches to do so.
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