Ice cream sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persona_On_Reddit
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I know you're rushing...

I'm a waitress and this one got dropped on me today when a family of 5 came in. They had previously stated they were in a hurry so brought them the check and said (i should probably mention that I have a very southern accent) 'I know y'all are rushin' so-' the dad cut me off with 'No, we're Americans.' His kids and wife were not amused and I just busted up laughing and high fived him. Anyway, I thought you guys would enjoy it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insaneyetnoble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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What would Jesus eat?

Probably angel food cake.

No deviled eggs.

Miracle whip on all his sandwiches.

Thomas's English muffins? Doubt it.

Hearts of palm on ice cream (a palm sundae).

Keep it going!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddit4nag
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Waiting on ice creams from the cafe...

We went out as a family to a country park at the weekend and decided to get some ice creams. We sent my Dad, my Uncle and my Brother to the window on the side of the cafe to get them, but they were understaffed and both members of staff were focussing their efforts on making sandwiches on Baguettes.

My Uncle and Brother started grumbling about the wait;

"Don't rush him" says Dad, "he's on a roll..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neenoonee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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