Chocolate Chip Cookie Puns

A list of puns related to "Chocolate Chip Cookie"

2020 came out looking like a warm chocolate chip cookie...

then BAM oatmeal raisin!

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👤︎ u/Savannah_P_Frost
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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I just baked some fresh chocolate chip cookies
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👤︎ u/ggfchl
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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Wife made chocolate chip cookies tonight, so I had to ask:

Me: "Have you heard the one about the cookie?"

Wife: "Is this another one of your crumby jokes?"

Should I be worried?

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👤︎ u/Tarbogman
📅︎ Dec 30 2016
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There's a new machine at the gym, it does absolutely everything

Soft drinks, potato chips, chocolate cookies and candy

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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Cookie orders came in today

Younger brother, who is in the school band, got his cookie orders in and was going over the list.

Brother: Ok, oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, katydids,

Dad: Don't forget the katydonts!

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👤︎ u/nsmh11
📅︎ Oct 01 2013
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