Sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmolBoi_memz0725
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What type of sandwich did the philosopher get

A Philly-osophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemonade_Cherry
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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Made myself a pun sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/uno_moss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I had a mean sandwich the other day.

It tasted average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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I saw a guy eating a Cuban style sandwich...

And I thought to myself, he's havana good time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadlifememes
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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My friend asked me if we could end lunch after I was done my sandwich. I took one more bite and then said...

"Actually, that's a wrap!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDewinYourMom
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?

Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddysbrat18
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I dropped my PB&J sandwich on the street the other day.

T'was a traffic jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punchedbyafalcon
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Found this pun at my local Subway sandwich shop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnorlaxDaCat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Guys, today I created the perfect sandwich!

Dutch crunch, ham, turkey, provolone, tomato, sprouts, and honey mustard.

Oh, sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatkidskinnyjeans
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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The sandwich place near me doesn't have any employees

Apparently they are all subcontractors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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Yesterday my mother explained me that I couldn't eat a cheese sandwich because I'm lactose intolerant.

But I just couldn't completely digest it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaygames_sowhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer

The bartender says we don't serve food here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Today I ate a sandwich with my feet.

It was a below-knee sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scoo89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?

A jellyfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LgNBullseye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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TIFU: by ordering a sandwich my boss was allergic to.

Dammit wrong sub!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/--Tom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.

Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinner_cat96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do Egyptian Pharaoh's and sandwich filling have in common?

They're both in bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Highway-Amazing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simone0300
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I put a hand gun in a long sandwich.

Now it’s a Sub Machine Gun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/turkyman3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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You know I always wanted to open my own sandwich shop. I would have all the meat and bread money could buy...

Problem was I was afraid something would go a rye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-Man54
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I ate a sandwich in the shower

It was a shoarma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Helslade
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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A great sandwich isn't born

It is bread!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WrongLeech
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I cut myself making a sandwich today.

They don't call it sharp cheddar for no reason.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What's the coldest sandwich you can eat?

A brrrrrrger

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?

Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewbieSniper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I want to open a sandwich shop called Salvador DelΓ­

We’ll specialize in melts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceCoolBrutus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What's a frog's favorite sandwich?

The McRibbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mettaton0H_YES
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Which Witch is a Sandwich
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingernuts13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Hamon Cheese sandwich (Made by me)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlushPowerGaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!"

DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeteater
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich

She said, "Poof you're a sandwich"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit

It was a sub-reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmar4234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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I bought a chicken to make a sandwich

Turns out it just poops all over the floor and doesn't make sandwiches

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_obnoxious
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?

It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.

Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treflipallday
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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I see McDonald's has brought frogs' favorite sandwich back.

The McRibbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatorScribe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What’s the most popular sandwich shop in Warioland?

Wawawa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/natelopez53
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a mediocre sandwich?

Subpar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikeychowen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...

AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamasushi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says

Wait, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why does McDonalds not have a steak sandwich on the menu?

Because it would be a McSteak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDTaiwan23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...

It'll be called Suburbway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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If a movie company filmed a sandwich.

If a movie company was filming a sandwich but instead of using bread they used a tortilla. Would they call it a wrap and not get any filming done at all?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I bought a chicken to make a sandwich

It didn’t work

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink

The bartender says β€œSorry we don’t serve food here.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrianorivera
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LavaWolf800
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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