A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
What's the coldest sandwich you can eat?
I cut myself making a sandwich today.
They don't call it sharp cheddar for no reason.
TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.
What's a frog's favorite sandwich?
Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?
I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit
I want to open a sandwich shop called Salvador Delí
We’ll specialize in melts.
I see McDonald's has brought frogs' favorite sandwich back.
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
It’s just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess I’m officially old.
Hamon Cheese sandwich (Made by me)
What’s the most popular sandwich shop in Warioland?
My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...
AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."
I bought a chicken to make a sandwich
Turns out it just poops all over the floor and doesn't make sandwiches
I bought a chicken to make a sandwich
I asked my wife to make me a sandwich
She said, "Poof you're a sandwich"
What do you call a mediocre sandwich?
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”
I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...
It'll be called Suburbway.
A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Why does McDonalds not have a steak sandwich on the menu?
Because it would be a McSteak
If a movie company filmed a sandwich.
If a movie company was filming a sandwich but instead of using bread they used a tortilla.
Would they call it a wrap and not get any filming done at all?
Which Witch is a Sandwich
KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!"
DAD: "Poof, you’re a sandwich!”
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
His favourite sandwich is Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoe
What’s dads favorite sandwich?
A sandwich is a compromise
What’s the loudest kind of sandwich?
a B. yell T.
Surely it’s been done before, but it just popped into my head and it made me feel silly.
Yesterday my girlfriend and I went to a new(ish) sandwich shop for dinner, close to where she grew up.
Her: This building didn’t used to be here.
Me: Every building didn’t used to be there!
I was making a sandwich and all of a sudden it flew away
I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
Son says to dad: ‘Dad make me a sandwich’
Dad goes: ‘poof, you’re a sandwich’
Go make me a rubber sandwich
What do you call a sandwich that's eaten while driving on a highway?
If you want the best Sandwich Deal there is…
Go to Kent. You'll find both of those there.
I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, "Fuck off. Get your own!"
The other day I saw a ghost. It asked me for a sandwich.
I gave it a boo-logna sandwich.
I asked my dad why he made me a glowing sandwich
he said: "I thought you wanted a light snack?"
What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.
What is a vampires least favorite sandwich?
I told my friend I was making the world’s biggest sandwich.
He said “That’s a bunch of bologna!”
TIFU by ordering a Roast Beef instead of a Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says " sorry, we don't serve food here!"
KID : "DAD , make me a sandwich".
DAD : "poof , you are now a sandwich"