A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Sandwich
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What's the coldest sandwich you can eat?
I cut myself making a sandwich today.
They don't call it sharp cheddar for no reason.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
TIFU by mixing up my coworkers' sandwich orders and not giving them what they requested.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What's a frog's favorite sandwich?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
Whats a horse's favorite sandwich condiment?
Mayo....cause mayo-neighs.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I got banned for posting my sandwich on reddit
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I want to open a sandwich shop called Salvador DelΓ
Weβll specialize in melts.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
I see McDonald's has brought frogs' favorite sandwich back.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Is a hot dog a sub or a sandwich?
Itβs just a hot dog. No bun intended.
Posted at r/jokes but someone told me to post here. Guess Iβm officially old.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Hamon Cheese sandwich (Made by me)
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Whatβs the most popular sandwich shop in Warioland?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...
AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I bought a chicken to make a sandwich
Turns out it just poops all over the floor and doesn't make sandwiches
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I bought a chicken to make a sandwich
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I asked my wife to make me a sandwich
She said, "Poof you're a sandwich"
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you call a mediocre sandwich?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a drink
The bartender says βSorry we donβt serve food here.β
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...
It'll be called Suburbway.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
A Ham Sandwich Walks Into A Bar
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Why does McDonalds not have a steak sandwich on the menu?
Because it would be a McSteak
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︎ Aug 07 2020
If a movie company filmed a sandwich.
If a movie company was filming a sandwich but instead of using bread they used a tortilla.
Would they call it a wrap and not get any filming done at all?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Which Witch is a Sandwich
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︎ Dec 03 2019
KID: "Dad, make me a sandwich!"
DAD: "Poof, youβre a sandwich!β
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︎ Oct 30 2019
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
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︎ Feb 04 2020
His favourite sandwich is Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomatoe
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Whatβs dads favorite sandwich?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
A sandwich is a compromise
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︎ May 28 2020
Whatβs the loudest kind of sandwich?
a B. yell T.
Surely itβs been done before, but it just popped into my head and it made me feel silly.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Yesterday my girlfriend and I went to a new(ish) sandwich shop for dinner, close to where she grew up.
Her: This building didnβt used to be here.
Me: Every building didnβt used to be there!
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I was making a sandwich and all of a sudden it flew away
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︎ Apr 16 2020
I went into a diner the other day and said to the waitress, "I'll have a rubber band sandwich".
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︎ Apr 14 2020
If given a choice of eating a sandwich in the park or watching the Nickelodeon Network all day, what would you do?
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︎ May 05 2020
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
I said, βThatβs a wrap.β
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Son says to dad: βDad make me a sandwichβ
Dad goes: βpoof, youβre a sandwichβ
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Go make me a rubber sandwich
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︎ May 31 2020
What do you call a sandwich that's eaten while driving on a highway?
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︎ Jun 08 2020
If you want the best Sandwich Deal there isβ¦
Go to Kent. You'll find both of those there.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today.
He said, "Fuck off. Get your own!"
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︎ Mar 15 2020
The other day I saw a ghost. It asked me for a sandwich.
I gave it a boo-logna sandwich.
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︎ May 21 2020
I asked my dad why he made me a glowing sandwich
he said: "I thought you wanted a light snack?"
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︎ Apr 23 2020
What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What is a vampires least favorite sandwich?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I told my friend I was making the worldβs biggest sandwich.
He said βThatβs a bunch of bologna!β
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︎ Feb 09 2020
TIFU by ordering a Roast Beef instead of a Chicken Teriyaki sandwich.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says " sorry, we don't serve food here!"
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︎ Sep 14 2020
KID : "DAD , make me a sandwich".
DAD : "poof , you are now a sandwich"
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︎ May 15 2020
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