I just baked some fresh chocolate chip cookies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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2020 came out looking like a warm chocolate chip cookie...

then BAM oatmeal raisin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savannah_P_Frost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustARandomBucket
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Chocolate Chips
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CriticalGeode
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Wife made chocolate chip cookies tonight, so I had to ask:

Me: "Have you heard the one about the cookie?"

Wife: "Is this another one of your crumby jokes?"

Should I be worried?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarbogman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2016
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I Found a REAL Chocolate Chip imgur.com/lw65O6z
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilvForty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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What do you call Chewbacca when he gets Nestle morsels stuck in his hair?

Chocolate chip wookiee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?

With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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There's a new machine at the gym, it does absolutely everything

Soft drinks, potato chips, chocolate cookies and candy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What is a crow’s favorite flavor of cookie?

chocolate chip peCAWn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sovietbae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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My friend dad joked me today in Chem

So before chem, I went to the cafeteria to get a muffin because they're freshly made when chem starts. The only thing is that the chocolate chips are very melty, so it's easy to get some on your face.

About halfway through the class, my friend whispered to me "Hey." "What?" "You have something on your face." I proceed to wipe my face "A nose."

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2013
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I reverse-dad-joked the husband

We were driving up to Austin to see a show sans kid for the evening, and stopped by a Culver's to get some delicious snacks for the road.

He got this mint chocolate chip shake thing and worked on it for the better part of 30 minutes before he sighed and put the cup down. He said, "This is too much. I just can't handle anymore."

I asked if he meant he was too full. "No, not physically," he said. "It's too strong in flavor. I can't take anymore, mentally."

I nodded, and after a second, said, "You can't take anymore, MINTally."

He facepalmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmparker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2014
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Cookie orders came in today

Younger brother, who is in the school band, got his cookie orders in and was going over the list.

Brother: Ok, oatmeal raisin, chocolate chip, katydids,

Dad: Don't forget the katydonts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsmh11
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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