What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?
My four-year-old son just asked me for a peanut butter and farts sandwich...
AKA "a peanut butter and smelly."
Wanna hear a rumor about peanut butter?
Nevermind, I’d rather not spread it.
What do you call a man who was force fed chocolate and peanut butter then chopped up?
What do you say when your wife is so envious of your peanut butter obsession she wants to put it on herself in the bedroom?
My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.
I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
I would like to share you this joke about peanut butter but I won’t.
Because you might spread it.
Ah finally. I have the almighty peanut butter.
What do you get when you cross Jelly, peanut butter, and bread?
This has two outcomes: a) person says what. b) person says sandwich
a) A sandwich! What did you think you’d get?
b) You know, you have no clue how many people say what!
What’s got peanut butter, and flies laughing hysterically over the beach?
My wife just yelled at the kids “who got into the peanut butter
Me: probably a bunch of nuts
I was the only one who laughed.
There's a rumour going around about peanut butter.
I don't want to spread it though.
What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.
My friend peanut butter called me today said he had great news about his job
Apparently he is on celery now!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
I'm starting a new line of nut-free peanut butter.
It's called "I can't believe it's nut butter"
A jar of peanut butter needed an oil change
What fish tastes best with peanut butter...
I'm so proud of my son, for bringing bread and a jar of peanut butter to the truck show.
After all, this is MONSTER JAM!
There’s a rumor going around about peanut butter.
But I’m not gonna spread it.
Today is national peanut butter day.
Disappointing peanut butter...
I saw a man using peanut butter as shaving cream to shave his testicals
I said, “What are you doing man, that’s just nuts!”
I brought peanut butter the the jam session
I'm going to start a photo essay entitled "Images Of A Jar Of Peanut Butter In Unusual Locations"
I'll even submit it to National Geographic, they'll give me a full-page spread.
bonus peanut butter
I hope whoever thought of this name for this peanut butter got a raise.
Did you hear that GM has developed a car that runs on peanut butter?
They have a few kinks to work out.
It keeps sticking to the roof of the garage.
If you ever stick your dick inside a peanut butter jar...
I really want to tell you this joke about peanut butter...
...but I'm afraid you might spread it.
Did you hear about the guy who was caught with his dick in a jar of peanut butter?
I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...
The peanut butter said, "Do you want to stick together?"
The jelly replied, "You're nuts!"
“Daddy, make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich,” a four-year-old tells his father.
His father responds, “Ok, you’re a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”
I asked my gf to make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
She responds, "it would be difficult to make you a pb&j because you are too big. You would be large peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
I wish I liked organic peanut butter but I can't get past the separation anxiety
Did you hear the rumor about peanut butter?
I don’t want to spread it.
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
Why did someone smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Why did the girl put peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.
(credit to keiffer)
What kind of fish goes with peanut butter?
What fish goes good with peanut butter?
Why did Sally put peanut butter on the sidewalk?
To go with the traffic jam.
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