I'm starting a new line of nut-free peanut butter.

It's called "I can't believe it's nut butter"

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📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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I was making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...

The peanut butter said, "Do you want to stick together?" The jelly replied, "You're nuts!"

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📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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My Mom just got me...

We were talking about jam that I made 11 years ago. I didn't dissolve the sugar properly, so Mom froze it, and will cook it down a bit before eating it.

She just found a jar that didn't need to be cooked down, and let me know. I replied "Holy cow! That's nuts!"

Her response? "No, it's not nuts! It's strawberry!! You must be thinking about peanut butter! lol"

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📅︎ Feb 06 2015
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