12 Hilarious Cottage Cheese Puns

I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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👤︎ u/_22_14_

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!

HOW DAIRY!

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👤︎ u/joshually

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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Cottage cheese is just cheese that doesn’t want to live in the city anymore.

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👤︎ u/TinOfPop

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.

I told him "No whey, Jose"

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👤︎ u/Milk-Wizard

📅︎ Jan 21 2019

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My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd

I replied, "No whey!"

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👤︎ u/chairfairy

📅︎ Jan 17 2018

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My dad was complaining about cottage cheese in his dinner

"I won't eat cottage cheese, but I'll eat house cheese."

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👤︎ u/tabbynickel

📅︎ Sep 29 2015

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I’m proud of my daughter.

Son: What is cottage cheese? Me: Cheese you eat in a cottage. Wife: When curds and whey separate. Daughter: This is the way!

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👤︎ u/OverKast78

📅︎ Dec 19 2020

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What did the cow build it’s house out of?

Cottage Cheese

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👤︎ u/CrazyCosmonaut

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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What do you call coagulated milk found at your summer home?

Cottage Cheese

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👤︎ u/eleece

📅︎ May 23 2017

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Why are there so few cheese producers in the city?

Because cottage cheese is common, but not skyscraper cheese

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👤︎ u/Antique_Goose1989

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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What did the mouse use to build his house?

Cottage cheese

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👤︎ u/aueagleswr

📅︎ Oct 18 2019

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What does a mouse build its house out of?

Cottage cheese

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👤︎ u/intelligentbun

📅︎ Aug 08 2019

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