I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_22_14_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
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OMG... some guy just threw yogurt, cottage cheese and brie at me!

HOW DAIRY!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joshually
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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Cottage cheese is just cheese that doesn’t want to live in the city anymore.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TinOfPop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2018
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I was hanging out with my friend from Mexico the other day and he asked me how runny I like my cottage cheese.

I told him "No whey, Jose"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Milk-Wizard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2019
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My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd

I replied, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chairfairy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2018
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My dad was complaining about cottage cheese in his dinner

"I won't eat cottage cheese, but I'll eat house cheese."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tabbynickel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2015
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I’m proud of my daughter.

Son: What is cottage cheese? Me: Cheese you eat in a cottage. Wife: When curds and whey separate. Daughter: This is the way!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2020
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What did the cow build it’s house out of?

Cottage Cheese

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CrazyCosmonaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28 2020
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What do you call coagulated milk found at your summer home?

Cottage Cheese

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eleece
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23 2017
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What did the mouse use to build his house?

Cottage cheese

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aueagleswr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2019
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What does a mouse build its house out of?

Cottage cheese

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/intelligentbun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2019
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