No whey!
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︎ Jun 02 2021
Little miss muffet had the right of whey
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︎ Dec 11 2020
No whey!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
This is the whey.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
There is no whey I will do a protein joke.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 20 2019
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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︎ Dec 04 2017
If Peter Frampton was a bodybuilder his best song would be "Baby I love your whey"
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︎ Jan 15 2016
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︎ Mar 07 2016
No whey
Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.
Dad: whatchya doing?
Me: making a protein shake
Dad: what kind?
Me: Chocolate.
My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'
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︎ Jul 21 2014
I told the guy at the smoothie shop that he accidentally gave me the protein smoothie instead of the normal one.
He said no, thereβs no whey.
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︎ May 28 2021
So I asked Satan if he had any milk I could drink...
He told me "No whey in Hell!"
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︎ May 29 2021
One bodybuilder to the other...
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︎ May 29 2021
Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I bought a container of protein powder, but then had to spend several seconds with my fingers knuckle-deep in the powder itself, trying to fish out the little plastic scoop thatβs included.
Man Iβm glad thatβs out of the whey.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What's a vegan bodybuilder's response to protein powder?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
The real benefit to cheesemaking isnβt the cheese itself
Itβs the friends you make along the whey.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What did the body builder say when he realized that he was all out of protein shake mix?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
A man eating curds says, βI bet Miss Muffet would enjoy this.β
A cheese expert replied, βThereβs no whey!β
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︎ May 01 2021
I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"
But it's just a curd to me
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︎ Dec 19 2020
The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.
I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What would be the name of of the nutrition store the Mandolarian would open?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
When I ran out of protein powder, I was like....
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︎ Apr 01 2021
The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...
"These are the curds and this is the Whey."
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What did the Mandalorian say whist churning butter?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
The real Curdle Buddies
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︎ Aug 16 2020
A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.
Itβs just a curd to me.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What do you call an average curd?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
A gym buff was denied an entry to an elevator
The reason was he whey too much.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!
This is not the right whey.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What is the slogan of the Mandalorian dairy?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
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︎ Oct 31 2020
There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory
Da brie was all over the place
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Iβm proud of my daughter.
Son: What is cottage cheese?
Me: Cheese you eat in a cottage.
Wife: When curds and whey separate.
Daughter: This is the way!
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Iβm going to open a take out cheese shop
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why is Jesus a great gym buddy?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What do you call a Latino body builder thatβs out of protein?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
A guy walked into a supplement store
He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
PIVOTTT
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Why are Jedi such good bakers?
Where there's a whill, there's a whey.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I couldnβt believe the store was all out of protein powder.
I was like, βNo whey!β
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︎ Apr 19 2020
How do you get John Travolta out of your cheese?
Use Dawn. It takes Grease out of your whey.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
Someone told me about a vegan body builder...
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