An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
No whey!
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︎ Sep 08 2019
This is the whey.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
There is no whey I will do a protein joke.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
My brother has recently got into going to the gym and has brought some whey protein powder
Every time he scoops some into his protein shake I go "Are you going to weigh it out, or just scoop it?" Followed by a beautiful groan
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Brand new protein powder, not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Cheese novice: Did you know cheese contains curds and whey?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Kickstarter Pun-bait? No whey. Reddit, lend me your puns in this cheesy battle!
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Brand new protein powder not even filled half whey
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I dumped the liquid off my yogurt. Now it wheys less
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︎ Dec 04 2017
If Peter Frampton was a bodybuilder his best song would be "Baby I love your whey"
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︎ Jan 15 2016
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︎ Mar 07 2016
No whey
Making a SOY protein shake when my dad walks in.
Dad: whatchya doing?
Me: making a protein shake
Dad: what kind?
Me: Chocolate.
My dad picks up the large bottle of protein powder and exclaims, ' 24 grams of protein?! No whey...'
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︎ Jul 21 2014
What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I have this idea for a takeaway restaurant which just sells dairy
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︎ Oct 31 2020
The real Curdle Buddies
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︎ Aug 16 2020
Why is Jesus a great gym buddy?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Iβm going to open a take out cheese shop
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︎ Oct 18 2020
There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory
Da brie was all over the place
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What's the name of Kate's identical twin?
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︎ Jun 07 2020
What do you call a Latino body builder thatβs out of protein?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.
Itβs just a curd to me.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Why are Jedi such good bakers?
Where there's a whill, there's a whey.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Kid: Itβs hot as hell in here. Dad, can get a protein shake?
Dad: Thereβs no whey in hell.
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︎ Sep 17 2020
How do you get John Travolta out of your cheese?
Use Dawn. It takes Grease out of your whey.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
A guy walked into a supplement store
He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
I couldnβt believe the store was all out of protein powder.
I was like, βNo whey!β
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Someone told me about a vegan body builder...
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︎ May 02 2020
PIVOTTT
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︎ Aug 01 2019
Whatβs the saying for when your protein powder gets spilled on your legal documents which divide all of your property after death?
Where thereβs a will, thereβs a whey.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...
Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.
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︎ May 20 2020
Someone asked if Iβd make cheese in my afterlife.
I said, βthereβs no whey in hell.β
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︎ Apr 05 2020
I felt pretty sick after drinking milk with cream.
My stomach was churning for a while, but now Iβm finally feeling butter.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Even though the protein store was consistently out of stock, one guy still made sales
because where there is a Will, there is a whey
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︎ Jan 21 2020
A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.
Thereβs nothing left but de brie.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What did Saddam Hussein and cheese makers have in common?
They both had curds in their whey.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
There are good cheese puns and bad cheese puns.......
Between them, thereβs a gruyerea.
(credit goes to M. McKean)
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Are you draining the liquid out of your yogurt?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
My gym buddy died of a protein overdose
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
The Mandalorian is showing Baby Yoda around his ships.
They enter the fitness room and The Mandalorian flips a switch revealing a hidden compartment full of protein drinks.
"This is the whey."
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︎ Dec 14 2019
My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Reached a new milestone in my cheesemaking β successfully formed some curd!
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I was told my jokes were cheesy
I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.
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︎ Jan 14 2016
Why did the cow cross the road?
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︎ Feb 04 2019
When I herad that the US was abandoning the Kurds, I said ...
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...
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︎ Dec 24 2018
What weighs more? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese?
A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.
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