Ricotta Puns

A list of puns related to "Ricotta"

You had to use rennet to curdle the milk for making Ricotta, not lemon juice!

This is not the right whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justafleetingmoment
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What weighs more? A pound of milk or a pound of ricotta cheese?

A pound of milk. The ricotta is whey less.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bslavens
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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What kind of cheese is always telling Richard what to do?

Ricotta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beetlebath
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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What did the attendees of the 'Big Cheese Festival' say when they ran out of cheese?

'Ricotta be kidding me!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoopal00p
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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My humor has reached the pinnacle.

I made pasta for dinner, my mom suggested trying some Ricotta with it... fast forward 35 minutes

Mom: Can I have some of the pasta?

Me:Yeah sure, go for it.

Mom: Oh you didn't use the Ricotta?

Me: Oh no, I didn't. I guess I forgotta about the Ricotta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stylish_aggie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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