What do you call an average curd?

Mediogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leon_nerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRussian23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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I saw some Cajun cheddar cheese curds at the grocery store...

but I prefer my Cheddar free range.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BipdiBoop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call french fries, cheese curd, and vodka sauce?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReadinStuff2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Reached a new milestone in my cheesemaking – successfully formed some curd!

Whey to go

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Cheese novice: Did you know cheese contains curds and whey?

Cheese expert: No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eisenbergm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Fries, gravy, and cheese curds give me gas

Had me poutine all night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd

I replied, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chairfairy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Gonna milk this one for all its worth
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mister_Cranch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Little miss muffet had the right of whey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuma_Paws_376
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I've had a hard time figuring out why I don't consider cottage cheese truly "cheese"

But it's just a curd to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_22_14_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...

"These are the curds and this is the Whey."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drwheatie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I would make a cheesy joke

But there are so many gouda one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BroncoBoy18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I don't care for cheese.

I'm a curd-mudgeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I’m proud of my daughter.

Son: What is cottage cheese? Me: Cheese you eat in a cottage. Wife: When curds and whey separate. Daughter: This is the way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OverKast78
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I've just been attacked by the milkman. He threw milk at me.

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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An amateur messed up making cheese. He had no whey to fix it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coffinedude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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A couple is divorcing in court, and they are fighting for custody of their only child:

The woman tries to pity the judge: -Judge, I carried this child 9 months in my belly, it is the flesh of my flesh and it comes directly to me! The judge is moved and says: -Right mam, but now, lets listen to your husband's arguments. The man prefers to use his pragmatic side, and says: -Judge, when I put my coin in the vending machine,Is the can mine or is it to the machine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elouan_lrch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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What do you call cheese that happened in the past?

A curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/max49464
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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With the onset of age, I'm forgetting really simple things, like the fact that cheese is made from milk.

Previously it would've a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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My friend told me about a new type of yogurt that doesn't have liquid on the top when you open it...

I was like, "No whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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I was told my jokes were cheesy

I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xplanox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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A dairyman’s son didn’t know how to make cheese.

His father believed his son has lost his whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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What did Saddam Hussein and cheese makers have in common?

They both had curds in their whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Serious question about the Universal Canadian health care...

Does it cover poutine check ups?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquatrout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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What's Frank Sinatra's favorite cereal?

My Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uga1980
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2017
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

LΓ©mon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con GruyΓ©re

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What nationality are all cheesemakers?

Curd-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roseredgal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
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Dad joked my mom, you could say it was a bit cheesy

Today I attempted for the first time ever to make my own mozzarella. I had my mom help me out because some of the instructions were very exact and I needed some extra hands. As we're scooping the curds from the pot and straining it I paused and said:

"Hang on a second, let me get that out of the whey."

We both stood there laughing for a bit, it was so bad it was good.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LobsterR4geFist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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My boss said to me "tomorrow we weigh the horses"

Me: Would they like curds too?

Boss: No, Sadie.... Weigh as in measure

Me: No way

I was surprised when he smiled and rolled his eyes instead of firing me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BirdLadySadie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2015
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Turks don't make cheese

They hate the curds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ymirism
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2016
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendofDragoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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What do you call a Russian leader covered in gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popfilms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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What do you call Russian French fries w gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigNorte
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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I was having dinner a few minutes ago, and I came to the conclusion that tofu is really overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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While having dinner, I just came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Tofu is over rated...

It's just a curd to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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