22 Hilarious Tofu Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was having dinner a few minutes ago, and I came to the conclusion that tofu is really overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 20 2020

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Tofu

I will never make a pun about Tofu. I find that tasteless.

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👤︎ u/Koru-racing

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it was just as good as chicken!

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👤︎ u/SY7777

📅︎ Jan 09 2020

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It was annoying when our local shop stopped stocking my favourite almond milk. It was even more frustrating when the tofu was removed as well.

If it carries on like this, I’m really going to start losing my Tempeh

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👤︎ u/hairyfacedhooman

📅︎ Oct 27 2018

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What's the common between tofu and dildo ?

Both are meat substitutes

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Sep 11 2018

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My dad is in an all vegan Foo Fighters cover band called the Tofu Fighters.

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👤︎ u/RedYellon

📅︎ Sep 28 2016

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I'd rather have tofu

Than nofu

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👤︎ u/stevejobs6969

📅︎ Jun 24 2014

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If the old adage "You are what you eat." was actually true, what food would rappers never eat?

An orange, because they don't rhyme.

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👤︎ u/zeppo_007

📅︎ Dec 24 2020

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If two vegans get into a fight...

...is it still considered a beef?

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👤︎ u/Iskelmaikel

📅︎ Dec 17 2020

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What kind of self defence do vegans use?

Tofu

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👤︎ u/DrBoon_forgot_his_pw

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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What’s a non-meat eaters preferred fighting style?

Tofu

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👤︎ u/Gingersnap5322

📅︎ Aug 08 2020

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I ran into a girl at a vegetarian restaurant that said she new me

But I've never met herbivore

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👤︎ u/Ramzee24

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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If two vegans get in an argument

is it still considered beef?

Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.

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👤︎ u/artyboi37

📅︎ Aug 01 2018

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Dad joked by my toddler....a proud day

Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.

Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.

As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"

To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"

My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....

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👤︎ u/jaheiner

📅︎ Oct 22 2019

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Why do vegetarians like parallel lines?

Because they don’t meat

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👤︎ u/geomads

📅︎ Apr 24 2018

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If 2 vegans are fighting with each other, is it still called beef?

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👤︎ u/laurenthedesigner

📅︎ Jan 01 2019

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Yeah I make vegetarian jokes...

...Just not about tofu, they're tasteless.

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👤︎ u/Mizz141

📅︎ Oct 13 2018

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My dad on vegetarians "There are a lot of "fu"s in China"

my sister- "why?"

My dad- "so they can all eat their "toes"! "

My sister- "what? "

My dad- "the fu's toes!"

Me- "toes of fu. Tofu."

My dad laughs at us for not getting it immediately.

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👤︎ u/mr_butter_fingers

📅︎ Jul 07 2014

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A few minutes ago, I came to the conclusion that tofu is overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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While having dinner, I just came to the conclusion that tofu is highly overrated.

It’s just a curd to me.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 19 2020

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Tofu is over rated...

It's just a curd to me.

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jun 21 2020

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

Because it wasn't chicken.

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👤︎ u/Cr33pingD3ath

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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