What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DrunkRussian23
šŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call french fries, cheese curd, and vodka sauce?

Vladimir Poutine

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/ReadinStuff2
šŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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I saw some Cajun cheddar cheese curds at the grocery store...

but I prefer my Cheddar free range.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BipdiBoop
šŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Fries, gravy, and cheese curds give me gas

Had me poutine all night

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/PaxPaw
šŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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My wife told me our cottage cheese was just one big curd

I replied, "No whey!"

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/chairfairy
šŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Iā€™m proud of my daughter.

Son: What is cottage cheese? Me: Cheese you eat in a cottage. Wife: When curds and whey separate. Daughter: This is the way!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/OverKast78
šŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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I was told my jokes were cheesy

I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.

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šŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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What do you call a Russian leader covered in gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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šŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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What do you call Russian French fries w gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/BigNorte
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