Brie-leave me, they’re terrible.
For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.
That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.
Give me your worst best, Reddit!
Between them, there’s a gruyerea.
(credit goes to M. McKean)
They can Brie pretty annoying
I say Gouda riddance!
...But I guess i'm not mature enough.
There's no whey they could have that much protein
You curdnt make a worse joke
Gordon rennet
I'm gonna loose my rind soon
Ewe, these puns are udderly ridiculous
You're milking it for all its worth
There's been a real montery lack of jokes recently
There's a real lactose of jokes recently
These jokes are starting to grate on me now
These jokes aren't gouda
Are you gonna put these on rennet?
I can't breelieve you're still making jokes
Dad, it's your turn, though you should have made a joke whey back
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How much cheddar is the bill gonna be?
Hope these jokes made you truckle!
One time, two ships carrying only cheese crashed in the middle of the ocean, and all that was left was da Brie.
...it completely Haloumi away!
Da brie is everywhere!
But it's just a curd to me
Debris was everywhere.
...there was nothing left but, debris.
Half-hearty cheese
“That’s not very mature!”
They were preparing for a wurst käse scenario
But it's not Gouda 'nuff.
Because it’s made backwards!
Moonster.
(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)
How dairy
Shreddar.
The Loch Ness Muenster.
but I think that I may have grater problems.
Wife: I'm going to regret this. Why?
Me: I'm cheesier than you.
Wife: ...
Caerphilly
...Colby
HOW DAIRY!
But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in the closet.
Gruyère
Don’t brie upset, it’s for the greater gouda
So I replied, "K, so?"
Me: That's a common mistake, but they're actually real kids.
Natcho-cheese.
I try.
Me: I guess, but I'll have to go all the way to Macaronia to get some.
But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp.
Who am I to dis-a-brie?
How dairy.
My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was
“They cut the cheese?!”
And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes
I can’t do this on my provolone
Da brie is everywhere
