Velveeta Puns

A list of puns related to "Velveeta"

What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?

GooCheese

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👤︎ u/whiskeydoc501
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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My girlfriend and I were making macaroni and cheese today. Before showing her my method of re-packaging the Velveeta, I said to her...

Don’t worry, I’ve been around the block a few times in my day.

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👤︎ u/tbdakotam
📅︎ Jun 01 2018
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