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Whatever will brie will brie
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Queso I "found" a few cheese puns. Do these count?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
My sister has a cat named Queso. I told her she should get two more and name one of them Justin and the other Mergencies...
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︎ Nov 23 2018
Queso who wants nachos?...
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︎ Sep 18 2018
In queso emergency, please open a bag of tortilla chips.
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︎ Aug 30 2017
I bought some spare cheese
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Best time to break out the backup cheese?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I finally figured out why almost no one in my family finds my cheesy jokes and puns good.
They are all laughtose intolerant.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
The family wasn't thrilled with my cheese choices.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
What does an annoying pepper do?
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Dad-joked my waitress today
Had lunch with a friend. When the waitress came with the check, she mentioned that if we called in and answered a few questions regarding the meal, I could get a free queso.
Without thinking, I said, "Case o' what?"
She looked rather unimpressed. I had to apologize by explaining I was a dad. She remained unimpressed. My friend was on the floor laughing. He's a dad too.
TL;DR - Dad-joked a waitress and won a queso shame.
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︎ Jan 20 2014
Cheese!
A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.
The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.
C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!
M: K.....So?
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︎ Nov 23 2019
I always keep an extra bag of tortilla chips in the kitchen.
You know. In queso emergency.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
It's Taco Night, so on my way home, I grabbed a bag of shredded cheese at the store...
Queso we needed some more.
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I may have peaked with this one, guys.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I told my friend I was learning the word "cheese" in Spanish...
He just looked at me and said "Queso?"
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︎ Oct 11 2018
I ordered a sandwich with American cheese, but it came to the table with cheddar cheese instead.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ May 04 2019
I brought cheese dip to my melancholy friendβs party.
He just looked at me and said, βQueso?β
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︎ May 17 2019
I heard you were afraid of cheese...
It must be a bad queso-phobia.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
The workers at the scheese factory are trained in case the melter breaks
They are trained for the worst queso-nario
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︎ Oct 11 2018
Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.
"I camembert if Iβve told you today, but just in queso I havenβt, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love βcheesyβ holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when weβre apart. Itβs cheddar when weβre together because then I donβt feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
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︎ Feb 06 2016
Whatβs Captain Picardβs first instruction to his employees, in anticipation of the Friday evening crowds at a Mexican restaurant that he supervises?
βMake queso, number one.β
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︎ Jun 26 2018
No one will go to Subway with me anymore
I always order a Spicy Italian on Herb and Cheese bread. It's so much better than rural cheese.
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︎ Oct 15 2017
A delivery man arrives at Chipotle
Delivery Man: Here's your queso guacamole
Manager: Is that a new flavor of guacamole?
Delivery Man: Nope it's just a case of it.
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︎ Mar 22 2018
Got my girlfriend at a Mexican restaurant. She was still telling people about it later that night.
She asked if I minded her taking some cheese dip off of my plate.
I told her, "Of course not. Mi queso es su queso."
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︎ Jul 01 2015
What are the best cheeses?
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︎ Jun 17 2016
I thought the cheese in my fridge was looking a little sad.
Turns out it was just a queso the Mondays.
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︎ Jan 15 2018
All-you-can-eat nachos? Now that's a
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︎ Nov 06 2017
Just got my girlfriend...
We're at her parents and she said she brought Chips and Queso. I didn't see it anywhere so I said "K, so where is it?
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︎ Nov 10 2017
Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that replaced all its fire extinguishers with jars of cheese and salsa?
The labels all read "break in queso emergency".
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︎ Dec 31 2016
My kids told me a joke they heard on here, and I told them it was a chip and cheese joke
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︎ Aug 27 2014
Just heard the cheesiest song ever
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︎ Aug 31 2017
this dad joke is cheesy
me and my friend are in my basement having chips and salsa and cheese. my friend spills some cheese on our carpet and my dad walking by, without skipping a beat, says, "That is not o-queso"
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︎ Jan 05 2014
Dad-joked my friends at dinner
My friend spills queso on his pants at dinner
Me: I guess dinner is on you tonight!
My friend: ...
Me: But seriously.
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︎ Nov 25 2013
KAY...SO...I Want to tell you..
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︎ Sep 30 2013
Lost my composure after this one with a customer
So i manage a burrito joint, and we yell codes to the cashiers to indicate what the item is
i yelled out HS 1 which indicate the size, meat, and how many extras there are (guac, queso, etc)
the lady i was helping then goes 'hey those are my sons initials'
to which i immediately reply 'your son's last name starts with 1?' i was too ammused
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︎ Dec 18 2014
I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Whatβs Captain Picardβs first instruction to his employees, in anticipation of the Friday evening crowds at a Mexican restaurant that he supervises?
βMake queso, number one.β
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︎ Jun 25 2018
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