A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.
The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.
C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!
M: K.....So?
Had lunch with a friend. When the waitress came with the check, she mentioned that if we called in and answered a few questions regarding the meal, I could get a free queso.
Without thinking, I said, "Case o' what?"
She looked rather unimpressed. I had to apologize by explaining I was a dad. She remained unimpressed. My friend was on the floor laughing. He's a dad too.
TL;DR - Dad-joked a waitress and won a queso shame.
She asked if I minded her taking some cheese dip off of my plate.
I told her, "Of course not. Mi queso es su queso."
So my dad was eating a sandwich...
Me: "Is that a cheese sandwhich?" Him: takes a peak inside "I queso..."
-"cheese" translates into "queso" in Spanish. Queso is pronounced kind of like "guess so".
me and my friend are in my basement having chips and salsa and cheese. my friend spills some cheese on our carpet and my dad walking by, without skipping a beat, says, "That is not o-queso"
Queso? That's cheese
