In queso emergency.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
They are all laughtose intolerant.
In Queso emergencies
Queso?
Had lunch with a friend. When the waitress came with the check, she mentioned that if we called in and answered a few questions regarding the meal, I could get a free queso.
Without thinking, I said, "Case o' what?"
She looked rather unimpressed. I had to apologize by explaining I was a dad. She remained unimpressed. My friend was on the floor laughing. He's a dad too.
TL;DR - Dad-joked a waitress and won a queso shame.
It gets jalapeño face!
You know. In queso emergency.
A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.
The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.
C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!
M: K.....So?
He just looked at me and said "Queso?"
It was a queso mistaken identity.
He just looked at me and said, “Queso?”
It must be a bad queso-phobia.
"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love “cheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"
They are trained for the worst queso-nario
“Make queso, number one.”
I always order a Spicy Italian on Herb and Cheese bread. It's so much better than rural cheese.
Delivery Man: Here's your queso guacamole
Manager: Is that a new flavor of guacamole?
Delivery Man: Nope it's just a case of it.
She asked if I minded her taking some cheese dip off of my plate.
I told her, "Of course not. Mi queso es su queso."
Turns out it was just a queso the Mondays.
Best Queso Scenario!
The labels all read "break in queso emergency".
We're at her parents and she said she brought Chips and Queso. I didn't see it anywhere so I said "K, so where is it?
Because its nacho joke
me and my friend are in my basement having chips and salsa and cheese. my friend spills some cheese on our carpet and my dad walking by, without skipping a beat, says, "That is not o-queso"
My friend spills queso on his pants at dinner
Me: I guess dinner is on you tonight!
My friend: ...
Me: But seriously.
It was a queso mistaken identity.
“Make queso, number one.”
