For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke β€” What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I was cooking dinner last night, and made a mild, vegetarian Chilli con carne.

I guess you could also call it a con.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gangre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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I almost ate chilly con carne

But I microwaved it instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yod-b
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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Carn't get better than this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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What did the Mexican carpenter have for lunch?

Carne asawdust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigscarydaniel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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What do you call being cold in a meat freezer?

Chilly con Carne.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnjohnsPez
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2016
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Vegetable Chilli

My vegetarian flatmate was cooking for us this evening and I asked him what he was cooking. Flatmate: "I am cooking a vegetarian chilli"

Me: "Oh so you're making Chilli non carne"

Everyone in the room groaned and threw something at me, I don't think they appreciate me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomleah
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2014
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Went to carnival, got dadjoked

Me: I wonder how much the tickets cost?

Boyfriend: A lot. Carnivals are expensive, that's why it's called a carnival. They're full of CARN artists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_believe_it
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2014
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