TIL, Plato never had sex...

all his relationships were platonic.

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👤︎ u/ksdesh
📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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What did Plato's dentist study?

Flossophy

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👤︎ u/jdauriemma
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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What is the philosopher's favorite element?

Plato-nium

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👤︎ u/Ja1FdC
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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Not many people are into nihilism

It's kind of a Nietzsche

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📅︎ Oct 08 2018
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Did you know? Plates were invented in ancient Greece...

By this guy named Plato.

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👤︎ u/OiTheRolk
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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The dieting philosopher stopped losing weight.

He'd hit a Plato.

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👤︎ u/engfish
📅︎ Aug 20 2014
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Philosophically dad-joked my Mom today

My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.

Me: Yeah its really awesome.

Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.

Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?

Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan

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👤︎ u/nickiecz
📅︎ May 24 2015
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