What do you call a chicken in space?
A pollo
My wife couldn't decide what to eat
"Should I have chicken, soup, or pizza?"
"Absolutely. Chicken Super Pizza sounds awesome."
I have a Hispanic coworker named Marco who works in the kitchen.
Today the chef asked him to prepare an order of chicken, so he said, "Marco, pollo."
Why are chickens such practical jokers?
Because they like to pollo leg.
I work in a Mexican restaurant, and the cook dadjokes me the same way every day.
Any time I order something that lists "chicken" as an option, like fajitas for example, he asks the following:
"You've got fajitas? Okay, chicken or pollo?"
At this point I just tell him either one is fine.
