Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...

I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashedthoughts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call an athletic nun

Virgin Mobile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ONIONSAREKINGS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?

Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Henry the 8th liked his wives to be athletic, and that was her problem, she wouldn’t walk, she wouldn’t run

She would just Anne Boleyn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Athletic Furniture
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawaffle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call an athletic baker hobbit?

Throw-dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmyshouseoffun
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt

You’re hitting rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicianNerd26
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I may not be, that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/792262
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I wasn't very athletic in high school

But I did earn a letter in Scrabble.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I invented a athletic shoe company called Hikes, but everyone leaves my store before trying them on.

I don't get it, I've just been telling them to take a Hike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MightyOtaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.

He asked a lot of softball questions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conundrumbombs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Have you heard about Cardi B’s athletic cousin?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iTomWright
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Hey kids, did you guys know that Wangsgards (a local grocery store) started out selling athletic cups?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joelied
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships

Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooders
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!

It’s considered a foul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OH-Beans
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call a world class athlete who injures their leg?

An O-limp-ian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirkles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'

What do they want a medal?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do athletes wear during winter?

Bad mittens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercolorecords2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:

...could be pro-limb-attic!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What's an athlete's favorite food?

Championchips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charmandernews
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot

It’s quite a peeling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukeurmyson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why don’t athletes like traveling by train?

Too many coaches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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I am awaiting news from my doctor to see if I have athlete's foot.

I'm on my toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.

So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsaneasylum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Who would win in a fight. Athletes or Prisoners?

It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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If an athlete tears their ACL,

They’ll probably kneed surgery.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)

Because it was an electro-light!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoZellin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes

He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filthyaverage
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?

His professor asked him to discus it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanggTwin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.

He’s been undie-feeted ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beeeeen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why are athletes so cool?

They have a lot of fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluespider89
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?

Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?

U sain my bolt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sponska
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?

Do Ping

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Junkil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once

I thought it was just revaulting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?

Bond. Gold Bond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/49RedBulls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2018
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Soon just got me without this one: "Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?"

Give me a second I'm still working on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wheezy360
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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About a year ago, my girlfriend left me for a Kenyan athlete. We remained friends, but I haven’t heard from her in a while.

I guess Lorraine’s down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/great_red_dragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Finish college and forever a loan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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What do you call a boring lady with athletes foot?

Anti fun gal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flabden
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I told my friend, β€œYou should take care of your athlete’s foot.”

He said, β€œThat’s what makes me a fun guy.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer?

Her name is Cardi O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/powderbubba
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?

She's an athletic trainer Her name is Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hehe-MCR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wopper51
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle toe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N1NJA_CAR1B0U
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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