What do you get when you cross a porcupine and a dodgeball?

A painful game.

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👤︎ u/Obese-Boy
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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My dog fell asleep on my copy of the screenplay for Dodgeball...

It's a true underdog story.

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📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What does a fat guy get when he plays dodgeball?


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📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Playing dodgeball with your kids is much harder than it sounds.

First of all, you have to throw them with both hands.

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📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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The Dad of my uni's Dodgeball club was on fire this weekend.

To clarify, he (we shall call him Greg) is not really a dad but with all the jokes he makes, he'd be a brilliant one. Here are a few that I can remember him making:

  1. Our uni's team was set to play Surrey's team, but there were no where to be seen. One of the referees came up to me and George and said, "Surrey haven't shown up yet and the game's meant to start soon. Any idea where they are?" Greg replied with, "No, Surrey, haven't seen them." The ref and me both shook our heads laughing.
  2. At the team meal Sunday night, a mushroom was thrown at another teammate. He said, "Look at you, tryna be a fungi!" Greg followed on with, "I didn't think there was mushroom for that joke."
  3. During the walk home, Greg walked on ahead while 3 of us dawdled. When we caught up with him, he pointed at a wheelie bin and asked, "Where have you guys bin?" then pointed at the wheels and asked, "No, wheelie, where have you bin?" He had countless others but these 3 are the ones that stuck out.
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📅︎ Nov 25 2014
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Dad finest joke

Dad: You know, if you put everything you find on that site and print it up, it would be reddit...in a book.

This is in reference to the movie Dodgeball. My father thought it would be important to add that note. Thought I'd share.

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👤︎ u/Mothe_Bear
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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