After spiking me in the face with a volleyball, my coworker gave me a peace offering...
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📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Volleyball
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👤︎ u/Nitefury07
📅︎ May 23 2019
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I’ve never lost a game of football basketball or volleyball!

Though I’ve never played a game either

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📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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Volleyball
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👤︎ u/Nitefury07
📅︎ May 23 2019
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Why was the stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?

Because he could really spike the ball!

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📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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What are some punny volleyball names that reference Disney?

So far I can only think of: Net It Go!

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👤︎ u/Jayjayman122
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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Need help with volleyball team names

It probably needs to be PG-13

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👤︎ u/AstroZach
📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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My school hosts a volleyball tournament every year. Here are some if my favorite team names
  • The Notorious D.I.G.
  • The Orval Redenblockers (I probably butchered that spelling)
  • The Volley Lamas
  • The Gold Diggers
  • The Serve-ivers
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👤︎ u/TheAce1
📅︎ Mar 02 2014
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The school I teach at had a volleyball game tonight...

I told the students that just because it is Halloween it does not give them the right to "boo" the refs.

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👤︎ u/unstappable388
📅︎ Nov 01 2016
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Everyone in our company had to make due with three person volleyball teams at the company picnic. Everyone but the shop supervisors.

They had a foreman team.

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👤︎ u/Saith_Cassus
📅︎ Nov 08 2015
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I got my coach today (volleyball)

We saw the hitter on the other team swing with his left arm, then again with his right. My coach pointed it out and I looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm jealous coach, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"!

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👤︎ u/Volleyballa
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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Watching an indoor volleyball game with pops...

One team hits it too far up and it touches a ceiling light. I say "outside interference" and he looks at me, points at the ceiling, and says with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye "if anything that's an inside interference." I love my dad.

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👤︎ u/Analigator
📅︎ May 23 2014
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My brother, my dad and I were watching a volleyball game...

...And one of the player's name is "Miskin" (Polish setter for Jasztrebski-Wegiel, a very well known club in Poland and Europe). Us being Indonesian, the word "miskin" means "poor" as in not having money.

So during the whole game my dad would say stuff like:

  • "How come does he play in a prestigious club and still end up being poor?"

  • "Maybe if he gets his paycheck they will finally write "Rich" ("Kaya" in Indonesian) on his jersey."

And other phrases I managed to forget.

When he says them, my mom who isn't watching, would stop whatever she was doing to raise her head to stare into the emptiness and shake her head.

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👤︎ u/Starguy310
📅︎ Dec 24 2014
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Who else is self quarantining alone?

I am this close to naming my volleyball!

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👤︎ u/mylar321
📅︎ Mar 22
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Another not-so-hot Olympic dad joke

Watching beach volleyball the other day.

Announcer: It's raining and chilly. Me: No, not Chile, Brazil.

Then I had to wait hours for my husband to come home so I could repeat it, because my toddler is too young to get it.

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👤︎ u/hatgirlstargazer
📅︎ Aug 12 2016
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Friend's dad dropped this one

Over with my friends family. My friends sister plays volleyball on a highschool team. Talking about the team:

The dad: "So hows Lacy been doing?" Sister: "Lacy? Who are you talking about?" The dad: "You know, Lacy." Sister: "I dont know anyone named Lacy" The dad:"Sure you do, Lacy underwear!"

http://i.imgur.com/atNvAkW.gif

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👤︎ u/TastyBathwater
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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Adidas is having a tent sale..

This 100+ person volleyball chat I am in was blowing up about this tent sale (things you bring to tailgates/sporting events).

"This sale really sounds intents"

People told me I'm lame and a terrible human being.

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👤︎ u/Stormshiftx
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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Got dadjoked by my P.E teacher

Me: What are we playing after Volleyball?

P.E Teacher: Badminton

Me: And after that?

P.E Teacher: Goodminton

I love my P.E Teacher.

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👤︎ u/SantaTech
📅︎ Feb 13 2015
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PE teacher's dad joke

We played volleyball in class and my serve was a close call, yet still in the field.

PE Teacher: That serve was out ... standing.

He cracked up.

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👤︎ u/NoMolly4U
📅︎ Feb 26 2014
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My dad doesn't watch sports.

Every time he is around people and they ask him about "the game last night" my dad just looks at them blankly for a second and then says, "Oh I'm sorry, I don't follow volleyball."

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👤︎ u/PezXCore
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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