Though I’ve never played a game either
Because he could really spike the ball!
It probably needs to be PG-13
So far I can only think of: Net It Go!
They had a foreman team.
We saw the hitter on the other team swing with his left arm, then again with his right. My coach pointed it out and I looked her straight in the eye and said "I'm jealous coach, I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous"!
I told the students that just because it is Halloween it does not give them the right to "boo" the refs.
One team hits it too far up and it touches a ceiling light. I say "outside interference" and he looks at me, points at the ceiling, and says with a smile on his face and a twinkle in his eye "if anything that's an inside interference." I love my dad.
...And one of the player's name is "Miskin" (Polish setter for Jasztrebski-Wegiel, a very well known club in Poland and Europe). Us being Indonesian, the word "miskin" means "poor" as in not having money.
So during the whole game my dad would say stuff like:
"How come does he play in a prestigious club and still end up being poor?"
"Maybe if he gets his paycheck they will finally write "Rich" ("Kaya" in Indonesian) on his jersey."
And other phrases I managed to forget.
When he says them, my mom who isn't watching, would stop whatever she was doing to raise her head to stare into the emptiness and shake her head.
I am this close to naming my volleyball!
Watching beach volleyball the other day.
Announcer: It's raining and chilly. Me: No, not Chile, Brazil.
Then I had to wait hours for my husband to come home so I could repeat it, because my toddler is too young to get it.
Over with my friends family. My friends sister plays volleyball on a highschool team. Talking about the team:
The dad: "So hows Lacy been doing?" Sister: "Lacy? Who are you talking about?" The dad: "You know, Lacy." Sister: "I dont know anyone named Lacy" The dad:"Sure you do, Lacy underwear!"
This 100+ person volleyball chat I am in was blowing up about this tent sale (things you bring to tailgates/sporting events).
"This sale really sounds intents"
People told me I'm lame and a terrible human being.
Me: What are we playing after Volleyball?
P.E Teacher: Badminton
Me: And after that?
P.E Teacher: Goodminton
I love my P.E Teacher.
We played volleyball in class and my serve was a close call, yet still in the field.
PE Teacher: That serve was out ... standing.
He cracked up.