I was cooking dinner last night, and made a mild, vegetarian Chilli con carne.
I guess you could also call it a con.
I almost ate chilly con carne
But I microwaved it instead.
What did the Mexican carpenter have for lunch?
Carne asawdust
What do you call being cold in a meat freezer?
Chilly con Carne.
Vegetable Chilli
My vegetarian flatmate was cooking for us this evening and I asked him what he was cooking. Flatmate: "I am cooking a vegetarian chilli"
Me: "Oh so you're making Chilli non carne"
Everyone in the room groaned and threw something at me, I don't think they appreciate me
Went to carnival, got dadjoked
Me: I wonder how much the tickets cost?
Boyfriend: A lot. Carnivals are expensive, that's why it's called a carnival. They're full of CARN artists.
