What did Matthew McConaughey say when everything fell out of his Reuben?

All rye, all rye, all rye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FermentToBee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I made myself a turkey sandwich for lunch with pepperjack and thousand island. It wasn't quite a reuben...

...but I would say it was rubenesque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nahnprophet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Why did the Reuben blush?

It saw the Russian Dressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerSlob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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A friend of mine wanted to make a reuben sandwich but he couldn't find the right bread...

You could say his plans went a-rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mleart
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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if JFK and Khrushchev had an argument that escalated into nuclear war, it could have been called a reuben missile crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ragnar_slothbrok
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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Lunch break with my dad

We went to a cafe for lunch and dad ordered the "1950's Reuben".

After a bite, "MMM! That's really good! ...must be a great refrigerator, too, with a sandwich from the '50's."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jencaasi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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