Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.

Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.

"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"

"Why's that Dad?"

"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."

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👤︎ u/DrobeOfWar
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Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old Scotch.

She didn't like it.

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What do French chickens eat?

Bock-bock-bock-baguettes!

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I’ve got my corduroy pants, my corduroy shirt, and my corduroy hat...

One more piece of clothing and I’ll be one whole Roy!

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👤︎ u/mugsfull
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Has anyone asked IT for support?

They deal with viruses all the time!

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what did the psychologist say to the man who walked into his office in saran wrap?

I can clearly see your nuts.

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