Batman: βAlfred, please fill up the bathtubβ
Alfred: βSir? Whatβs a htub β
Where did Alfred Pennyworth earn his degree?
Butler University
Where did Alfred go to school?
Butler University
Why do we remember Pavlov more than Alfred?
Because the name Alfred rings no bell.
The word βbatmanβ is used to refer to someoneβs personal servant. So, Alfred is actually Batmanβs batman
In the batcave
Alfred: what can i do for you master Wayne
Bruce Wayne: I have decided to change my name to Bate
Alfred: why master Ba- -_-
Batman Sandwiches
Batman hungry asks Alfred to make him a chicken sandwich. "I apologise sir but we're out of chicken." Batman asks if they have any turkey. "My apologies sir but no. We've got ham though."
Itβs too bad Bruce Wayneβs real name wasnβt Bruce bates
Then Alfred would be saying Master Bates all the time
I was going to make some Italian Cheese Bread
But I ran out of Alfre-dough.
I got my girlfriend real good.
Girlfriend came home from a rough day of class and asks me to draw her a bath. So I got a paper and pencil, drew her a bath tub, and handed it to her. The look she gave me has been imprinted into my brain.
