My wife said she was gonna divorce me for my bad Arnold impression.
Don’t worry, ”I’ll return”.
This is Arnold's profile pic on Twitter. i.reddituploads.com/20fc6…
Me: Hello, Arnold? T-800, I need your help
Arnold: I’m not a terminator anymore, I’m retired
Me: But my house is filled with cockroaches & rats, please help!!!
Arnold: How‘s that my concern?
Me: If you’re retired doesn’t that make you an exterminator?
