They call him Dick tater for life.
if you ask me its kinda a dick move
This is a Re-Post Malone joke.
You ask nicely
You can call me Limp Dick
I said, “Well, you gotta go to dinner first.”
I didn't in-vitamin.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
This way the people can elect Ricity.
The campaign would be "Elect Rick".
His mom had Dick Pryor.
It was a real Dick move.
He was at least two times more of a Dick than anyone else I know.
That guy sucks Dick!
He said it was a Dick move
When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"
But James May
Dick and Bob caught a bunny.
I guess you can do anything if you're Sofa King Rich.
A Dick Tater...
I'll see myself out
"I'm not a cook."
Because he was a dick.
Easy, take him out to dinner.
I heard he likes dick better
So I guess you could say I’m the dickhead.
But his friends just call him Dick Tater.
It was a Dickpic.
There was this guy on the pitch with a beanie on his head. He scored the first goal, a header.
"Great goal," I said.
"Yes," said my friend. "A great goal."
Another opportunity arose ten minutes later, and the same player jumped up, and scored another header. A terrific one.
"Wow, that was unstoppable," I told my friend.
"Yes, unbelievable. Unstoppable," he replied.
Towards the end of the game, the same player leapt up, scored another incredible header.
I turned to my friend, flabbergasted and said, "I think that thing on his head, it's giving him some sort of advantage. This entire game he hasn't missed a single header."
"What about it?" asked my friend.
I said. "He's got a hat, Rick."
I could've been sending Dick pics all the time.
Buy him dinner first!
So I guess you could say Im the dickhead