4 Hilarious Johannes Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I just got a voicemail from a guy named Johann Sebastian...

Should I call him Bach?

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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If someone took a picture of Johann Bach in front of his house, then his house would be in the Bachground.

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👤︎ u/Fubarfrank

📅︎ May 04 2015

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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.

George Washwington
Leonarcrow da Vinci
Eagle Allen Poe
Harry S. Toucan
Teddy Dodosevelt
Charles Duckens
Octavian Owlgustus
Flysaac Newton
Benchicken Franklin
Gullysses S. Grant
Vincent Van Goose
John Lhawk
Charlecrane
Pengthoven
Nikquaila Tesla
Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
Charles Darwren
Rheasus Christ
Broodha
King Loony XIV
Nenepoleon Bonaparte
Mahootma Gandhi
Winstint Churchill
Genghis Swan
Pladove
Aleggsander the Great
Paul the Apostail
Lark Twain
Dante Aliturkey
Michelangswallow
Cardinal Marx
Albatross Lincoln
Robin E. Lee
Adolf Swiftler
Alextanager Hamilton
Ibis Presley
Ronald Raven
Arnestotle
Emuhammad
Sir Francis Beakon
Tchaikovskylark
Christfowler Columbus
Finchard Nixon
Henry VIII
Albert Einstork
Thomas Jayfferson
William Shrikespeare
Woodcock Wilson
King Chorioles I of England
Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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👤︎ u/captbodgers

📅︎ Sep 21 2014

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My Pop (a Patriot fan), just sent this opera meets football rimshot

Have you heard about the new opera that Johann Strauss wrote, it is called

Die Flederballs

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👤︎ u/3rdgearisheaven

📅︎ Jan 24 2015

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