An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked β€œcan you see me ok?”

To which they answered β€œyes” β€œoui” β€œsi” β€œja”.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went downtown to see a juggling act...

The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer

The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeAllThePlanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilGingeyboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?

Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a4h4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I let the Spaniard know he had a little green stain on the back of his shorts.

He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Why did the blind Spaniard always say no?

Because he couldn't SΓ­!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Any time you ask a Spaniard a question you can be sure to get a straight yes or no answer.

Nobody expects the Spanish indecision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'SΓ­.' 'Ja.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgamGamez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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An English man, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a man juggle... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuukPN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a Spaniard who's really into home gardening?

A compostador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LineageOSLover
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.

The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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What did the Spaniard say after sex outside?

Grassy ass?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floydimus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show

They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.

The Magician on stage notices the commotion, and asks the gentlemen:

"Can you all see me from there?"

So the gentlemen reply in order:

"Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

(Note: I didn't find a joke similar to this on here, but if you did post this joke before, please let me know πŸ˜‰)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quattro Cinco.

Drops mic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fureels
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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How many Spaniards does it take to change a light-bulb?

Juan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpdehnel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Why were the spaniard's jeans so lonely?

Because they were pantalones!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DovahkiinWeiss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...

...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond; "Yes." "Oui." "SΓ­." "Ja."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonmokoko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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