An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
A Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went downtown to see a juggling act...
The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!
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︎ May 11 2021
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, βCan you all see me now?β
βYesβ
βOuiβ
βSiβ
βJaβ
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︎ Sep 23 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?'
They reply:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?
Roberto!,
Iβll see myself out
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︎ Oct 22 2019
I let the Spaniard know he had a little green stain on the back of his shorts.
He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Why did the blind Spaniard always say no?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Any time you ask a Spaniard a question you can be sure to get a straight yes or no answer.
Nobody expects the Spanish indecision.
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︎ May 26 2019
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'SΓ.' 'Ja.'
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︎ Jun 13 2019
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What do you call a Spaniard who's really into home gardening?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
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︎ Nov 27 2017
What did the Spaniard say after sex outside?
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︎ Nov 28 2017
In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
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︎ Mar 02 2015
An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show
They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.
The Magician on stage notices the commotion, and asks the gentlemen:
"Can you all see me from there?"
So the gentlemen reply in order:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
(Note: I didn't find a joke similar to this on here, but if you did post this joke before, please let me know π)
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︎ Aug 01 2018
What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?
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︎ Sep 21 2015
How many Spaniards does it take to change a light-bulb?
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︎ Feb 20 2017
Why were the spaniard's jeans so lonely?
Because they were pantalones!
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︎ Aug 18 2017
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...
...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond;
"Yes."
"Oui."
"SΓ."
"Ja."
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︎ Feb 23 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
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︎ Jun 03 2019
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