What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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I asked a Frenchman whether he owned any gaming consoles
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︎ Jun 05 2021
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked βcan you see me ok?β
To which they answered βyesβ βouiβ βsiβ βjaβ.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What do you call an explosive Frenchman?
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︎ May 14 2021
A Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went downtown to see a juggling act...
The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!
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︎ May 11 2021
Did you hear about the Frenchman at the hat shop who kept getting yelled at by his boss?
He got tired of being beret-ted all of the time.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
I once asked a Frenchman how far it was to the capital city of Malawi.
He replied 'Le long way'.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
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︎ Sep 18 2020
What did the frenchman think about his skydiving instructor?
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︎ Dec 02 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, βCan you all see me now?β
βYesβ
βOuiβ
βSiβ
βJaβ
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What did the Frenchman say as he went down the slide?
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︎ May 19 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?'
They reply:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What did the Frenchman say when presented with the finest mattress?
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︎ Jun 30 2020
What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Why can't a Frenchman eat more than one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
How long does a Frenchman's erection last?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea
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︎ Aug 29 2019
What did the Frenchman say after getting hucked with an egg?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
What do a rude Frenchman and a ruthless Englishman have in common?
No merci.
Sorry for the double post. Thought of a better wording.
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︎ Feb 10 2017
I asked a frenchman if he played video games.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
What was the crippled Frenchman's reason for being handicapped
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︎ Sep 18 2019
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Don't expect good manners from a rude Frenchman.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
A frenchman was counting his boats
One, two, three, four, six. he says. His friend asks him what happened to five. He told him that it cinq.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
A Frenchman asked whether I preferred butts of boobs, and I said butts
He said, βculβ
(Cul=vulgar term for butts in French)
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What do you call a depressed Frenchman?
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︎ Apr 30 2018
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'SΓ.' 'Ja.'
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︎ Jun 13 2019
What did the Frenchman who jumped off of a skyscraper say?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
For a Frenchman, making bread for the Spanish king is a real pain.
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︎ Apr 27 2016
Today I raced a Frenchman. Obviously he lost.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What do an agreeable Frenchman and a dog with a bladder problem have in common?
Theyβre both going wee wee everywhere.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What do you call a denim clad Frenchman?
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︎ Mar 17 2019
What do you call a Frenchman whoβs too handsy with the ladies??
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ May 17 2021
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...
...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond;
"Yes."
"Oui."
"SΓ."
"Ja."
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ May 15 2020
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
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︎ May 13 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Why did the Frenchman only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 16 2018
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Apr 15 2018
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
I asked a frenchman if he played videogames
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What do you call a frenchman in sandals?
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︎ May 31 2018
What did the Frenchman say after he fell over?
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︎ Nov 11 2018
I asked a Frenchman if he likes playing video games...
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