Sebastian Vettel told this joke today in the press conference before the Monaco grand prix

There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.

He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."

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Finish line.
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Made a french dadjoke with my girlfriend.

French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.

Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, รงa m'endors !"

J'ai directement rรฉpondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."

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