Sebastian Vettel told this joke today in the press conference before the Monaco grand prix
There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.
He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."
Made a french dadjoke with my girlfriend.
French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.
Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, ça m'endors !"
J'ai directement répondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."
