why do french people eat snails?

because they don’t like fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chickenman2359
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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French people don’t masturbate

They jacques off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI

He should have quit while he was a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Do French people play video games?

Wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...

Toot Suite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrayhearing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do French people call marijuana?

Oui’d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggs_in_a_sausage
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?

The french ones give you the runs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiddleyjuggs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake

I guess that's why they call it window pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish

Balsa McVinegar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/david622
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do French people smoke?

Oui'd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coccolombo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slipstreme
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Why do French people have only 1 egg for breakfast?

Because in France, 1 egg is enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillerKilcline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Most people think that the first French fries were cooked in France.

They were really cooked in Grease

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πŸ‘€︎ u/limminl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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French people give me the crepes ...

Some days I simply can't beret.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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Where to poor French people live?

In the Baguetto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PossiblyDumb66
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast...

... because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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French people are really hardcore.

They eat pain for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3ammakshooter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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French people must be so confused at water parks.

People keep shouting yes when going down the slides

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headless_05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Do French people smoke weed, or oui’d? reddit.com/r/trees/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lowesbrandbum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What do French people call a really bad Thursday ?!

A trajeudi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiilyy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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French people on rollercoasters be like:

YES!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Watersbekokers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maramixus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I have been trying to convince people on a military history subreddit that I’m French.

Finally I gave up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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What do you call someone obsessed with French people and French culture?

A Oui-aboo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinnedyllib
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Did you know the French are directly descended from the people of the Steppe?

I heard the specific tribe they come from is called the Hon hon hons

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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Why don't French people eat many eggs?

Because once they've had one, they've had an oeuf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToedInnerWhole
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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What do you call a french guy who persuades people to smoke?

Pierre Pressure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do french people tell the cashier to do after buying groceries?

Baguette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vi3ual
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Why do French people eat so many snails?

Because they dont like fast food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What do French people smoke?

Oui'd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Generic_Ratto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Do French people play video games?

Oui.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mygfeatsrocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do French people smoke?

Oui'd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/headintheskye
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do french people smoke?

Oui'd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durwin19
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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I think French people are very creepy..

They give me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZERO_Dementia
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Why do french people only eat one egg?

Because one is un oeuf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masesarkidd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What do French people like to smoke?

Oui'd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dapwnerhs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do French people smoke?

Oui’d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cusecuse23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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French people don’t have two eggs for breakfast.......

.......because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why do French people eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sw0l0Sander
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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French people are so hardcore

They eat pain for breakfast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soekjr03
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I spent all day yesterday trying to convince people on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.

Finally I gave up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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French people give me the crΓͺpes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMGHart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I find French people unsettling...

They give me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joanna810
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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French people are so hardcore

They eat pain for breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aidangf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do French people call a bad Thursday?

Trajeudi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ash_Holes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdad0206
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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