why do french people eat snails?
because they don’t like fast food
French people don’t masturbate
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
The french revolution was kind of a pain in the neck, but once it was over it was a weight off of some people's shoulders
Do French people play video games?
In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
What do French people call marijuana?
Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?
The french ones give you the runs
When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish
Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
What do French people smoke?
Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
Why do French people have only 1 egg for breakfast?
Because in France, 1 egg is enough.
Most people think that the first French fries were cooked in France.
They were really cooked in Grease
French people give me the crepes ...
Some days I simply can't beret.
Where to poor French people live?
Why don’t French people have two eggs for breakfast...
... because in France one egg is un oeuf.
French people are really hardcore.
They eat pain for breakfast.
French people must be so confused at water parks.
People keep shouting yes when going down the slides
What do French people call a really bad Thursday ?!
French people on rollercoasters be like:
For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson était mal dans sa peau ...
... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !
I have been trying to convince people on a military history subreddit that I’m French.
What do you call someone obsessed with French people and French culture?
Did you know the French are directly descended from the people of the Steppe?
I heard the specific tribe they come from is called the Hon hon hons
Why don't French people eat many eggs?
Because once they've had one, they've had an oeuf
What do you call a french guy who persuades people to smoke?
What do french people tell the cashier to do after buying groceries?
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food
What do French people smoke?
Do French people play video games?
What do French people smoke?
What do french people smoke?
I think French people are very creepy..
Why do french people only eat one egg?
What do French people like to smoke?
What do French people smoke?
French people don’t have two eggs for breakfast.......
.......because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Why do French people eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
French people are so hardcore
They eat pain for breakfast.
I spent all day yesterday trying to convince people on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.
French people give me the crêpes.
I find French people unsettling...
French people are so hardcore
They eat pain for breakfast
What do French people call a bad Thursday?
Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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