What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
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︎ Sep 18 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, βCan you all see me now?β
βYesβ
βOuiβ
βSiβ
βJaβ
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What console does a Frenchman play on?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?'
They reply:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What happened when the Frenchman used a white pencil?
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︎ Apr 17 2020
How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?
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︎ May 13 2020
Why can't a Frenchman eat more than one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
How long does a Frenchman's erection last?
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︎ Feb 29 2020
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I asked a frenchman if he played video games.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Don't expect good manners from a rude Frenchman.
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︎ Oct 10 2019
What do a rude Frenchman and a ruthless Englishman have in common?
No merci.
Sorry for the double post. Thought of a better wording.
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︎ Feb 10 2017
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'SΓ.' 'Ja.'
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︎ Jun 13 2019
A Frenchman asked whether I preferred butts of boobs, and I said butts
He said, βculβ
(Cul=vulgar term for butts in French)
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︎ Jun 13 2019
A frenchman was counting his boats
One, two, three, four, six. he says. His friend asks him what happened to five. He told him that it cinq.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Today I raced a Frenchman. Obviously he lost.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What did the Frenchman who jumped off of a skyscraper say?
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What do an agreeable Frenchman and a dog with a bladder problem have in common?
Theyβre both going wee wee everywhere.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What do you call a depressed Frenchman?
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︎ Apr 30 2018
What do you call a Frenchman whoβs too handsy with the ladies??
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What do you call a denim clad Frenchman?
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︎ Mar 17 2019
For a Frenchman, making bread for the Spanish king is a real pain.
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︎ Apr 27 2016
A Frenchman let a cat hug his denim pants
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︎ Mar 21 2019
How do an Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli greet Barack Obama?
Yes
Oui (Yes in French)
ΧΧ (Ken - Yes in Hebrew)
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︎ Oct 14 2017
An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show
They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.
The Magician on stage notices the commotion, and asks the gentlemen:
"Can you all see me from there?"
So the gentlemen reply in order:
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
(Note: I didn't find a joke similar to this on here, but if you did post this joke before, please let me know π)
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︎ Aug 01 2018
What do you call a Frenchman with a runny nose?
You could say he's phlegmboyant.
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︎ May 27 2018
Did you hear about the Frenchman that fell off his roof, but landed in a pile of baguettes?
He survived, but he's in a lot of pain.
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︎ Jul 02 2017
A Frenchman is going to turn into a mouse
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︎ Jul 26 2017
What does a Frenchman tell an egg that's trespassing on his property?
Get Εuf my yard.
Explanation:
Εuf if French for egg.
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︎ Jan 04 2017
What do you call a dehydrated Frenchman?
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︎ Jul 18 2017
What's it called when you thank a Frenchman to death?
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︎ Dec 28 2017
A Frenchman was frustrated after digging a deep hole only to have it fill with water.
"Eau well!" he exclaimed.
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︎ Feb 18 2018
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...
...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond;
"Yes."
"Oui."
"SΓ."
"Ja."
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ May 15 2020
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes"
"Oui"
"Si"
"Ja"
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︎ Jun 03 2019
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
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︎ Aug 16 2019
I asked a frenchman if he played videogames
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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︎ Apr 15 2018
I asked a Frenchman if he likes playing video games...
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︎ May 08 2019
What do you call a frenchman in sandals?
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︎ May 31 2018
why does a frenchman only have one egg for breakfast?
because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Aug 05 2018
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
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