What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?

Seaweed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeAllThePlanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer

The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Si."

"Ja."

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, β€œCan you all see me now?”

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSi” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jtrad_24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.

The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?' They reply:

'Yes' 'Oui' 'Si' 'Ja'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilGingeyboi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call a cooking battle between a Spaniard and a Jamaican

A jerk off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickHilbe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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What do you call a Spaniard with a rubber toe?

Roberto!,
I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a4h4
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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I let the Spaniard know he had a little green stain on the back of his shorts.

He let me know what it was when he replied, "grassy ass".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dasvott
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Why did the blind Spaniard always say no?

Because he couldn't SΓ­!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Any time you ask a Spaniard a question you can be sure to get a straight yes or no answer.

Nobody expects the Spanish indecision.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.

The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'SΓ­.' 'Ja.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgamGamez
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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An English man, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a man juggle... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DuukPN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a Spaniard who's really into home gardening?

A compostador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LineageOSLover
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.

The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Espadajin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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What did the Spaniard say after sex outside?

Grassy ass?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IceColdKofi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Spaniard and A German go to a magic show

They arrive late so all the seats were taken. The 4 gentlemen decide to stand in the narrow walkway at the back, one behind the other.

The Magician on stage notices the commotion, and asks the gentlemen:

"Can you all see me from there?"

So the gentlemen reply in order:

"Yes." "Oui." "Si." "Ja."

(Note: I didn't find a joke similar to this on here, but if you did post this joke before, please let me know πŸ˜‰)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floydimus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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What do you call 4 Spaniards in quicksand?

Quattro Cinco.

Drops mic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fureels
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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How many Spaniards does it take to change a light-bulb?

Juan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpdehnel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Why were the spaniard's jeans so lonely?

Because they were pantalones!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DovahkiinWeiss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...

...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond; "Yes." "Oui." "SΓ­." "Ja."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonmokoko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Si"

"Ja"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanbbi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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